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Saving Grace (2000)
The joint venture...

A wealthy widow discovers that she is not wealthy at all: in fact she is 300,000 British pounds in debt, thanks to her late husband's failed business ventures. To get her out of debt, her handyman comes up with a plan to turn to agriculture of an illegal kind.
Quotes
Matthew Stewart: [after toking, while Grace laughs her head off] What's so funny?
Grace Trevethyn: You're Scottish!
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Matthew Stewart: [imitating a Dalek from Doctor Who] The mutant buds are nearly ready, Great One. Soon we will release them into the atmosphere and take over the entire planet!
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Grace Trevethyn: The people I represent wish to remain anonymous.
Jacques Chevalier: The people I represent wish to remain anonymous as well. Maybe they are the same people, no?
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Jacques Chevalier: The people I represent wish to remain anonymous as well. Maybe they are the same people, no?
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Jacques Chevalier: All the people I deal with are scum. I'm a little scummy myself. You are not scum. That worries me
Grace Trevethyn: I take exception to that. I come from a long line of scum. My dear husband was one of the scummiest men to walk the face of this earth.
Jacques Chevalier: My apologies
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Grace Trevethyn: I take exception to that. I come from a long line of scum. My dear husband was one of the scummiest men to walk the face of this earth.
Jacques Chevalier: My apologies
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Matthew Stewart: No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be a whipping boy for ganja Grace and captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen.
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Nicky: I like it here, it's so peaceful and quiet.
Vicar Gerald Percy: If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong.
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Vicar Gerald Percy: If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong.
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Matthew Stewart: I avoid confrontation. If you grew up in Glasgow in the 1970's you'd avoid confrontation too. All I want is a easy life. I want to grow some vegetables, smoke some weed, sing carols at Christmas time and who knows? One day I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of fucking children. But that's it! I've had it! I've fucking had enough. I'm going! No more Mr. Cuddly Toy!
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Matthew Stewart: Last time you were in London was five years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. You can't sell this stuff at a florist!
Grace Trevethyn: What's your Master Plan Then?
Matthew Stewart: I was going to go to Portabello Road...
[Grace disagrees]
Matthew Stewart: With the greatest respect... I'm the young hip one. You're the hip replacement.
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Grace Trevethyn: What's your Master Plan Then?
Matthew Stewart: I was going to go to Portabello Road...
[Grace disagrees]
Matthew Stewart: With the greatest respect... I'm the young hip one. You're the hip replacement.
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Grace Trevethyn: That's my Doctor. This one's my Gardner.
Jacques Chevalier: Oh nice. Are you expecting anybody else... your cleaning lady perhaps?
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Jacques Chevalier: Oh nice. Are you expecting anybody else... your cleaning lady perhaps?
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Margaret Sutton: [high on weed] May I help you?
Diana Singer: [also high on weed] Would you like some Cornflakes? They're heavenly.
Quentin Rhodes: No thank you I've already eaten.
Margaret Sutton: Would you like a chocolate ice cycle?
Quentin Rhodes: I'm looking for Lilac House. I'm trying to contact Grace Trevethyn.
Diana Singer: I love Grace. I really, really love her. She has wonderful hair... soft and silky like a lovely Angora rabbit.
Quentin Rhodes: Right. Where do I find her?
Diana Singer: In a lovely, lovely house. I love her.
Quentin Rhodes: And how do I find the lovely, lovely house?
Diana Singer: Up the uppity uppity hill.
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Diana Singer: [also high on weed] Would you like some Cornflakes? They're heavenly.
Quentin Rhodes: No thank you I've already eaten.
Margaret Sutton: Would you like a chocolate ice cycle?
Quentin Rhodes: I'm looking for Lilac House. I'm trying to contact Grace Trevethyn.
Diana Singer: I love Grace. I really, really love her. She has wonderful hair... soft and silky like a lovely Angora rabbit.
Quentin Rhodes: Right. Where do I find her?
Diana Singer: In a lovely, lovely house. I love her.
Quentin Rhodes: And how do I find the lovely, lovely house?
Diana Singer: Up the uppity uppity hill.
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Jacques Chevalier: Do I look like I would cut someone's finger off?
Grace Trevethyn: Oh, yes.
Jacques Chevalier: Thank you.
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Grace Trevethyn: Oh, yes.
Jacques Chevalier: Thank you.
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Vicar Gerald Percy: I like Matthew. He's a good soul... for a Scotsman.
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Nicky: You're getting older.
Matthew Stewart: These are laugh lines.
Nicky: Nothing's that funny.
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Matthew Stewart: These are laugh lines.
Nicky: Nothing's that funny.
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Charlie: I'm glad to see she's keeping up the village tradition of total contempt for the law.
Trivia
Some of the marijuana plants used in the shooting were real. The British government gave permission to the filming crew the use of 150 marijuana plants, under supervision of the authorities. This meant that the plants had someone guarding them on the set, and watching over its transportation to a nearby storage facility for its safekeeping at night.
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