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EASE - Effort Aimed to Save Effort
by Clint
The main principle guiding stoners worldwide!
What is EASE?
All Stoners will agree that effort is just a waste of time. Why do anything when you can do nothing?
But... sometimes just a bit of unwanted effort has some great benefits.
For example, your burnout buddies send you to the kitchen to bring coke, glasses, chips, dip, cereal and milk. Would you prefer going to the kitchen twice to get everything? NO WAY, MAN! Make a bit more effort, pile everything on your arms, fingers, head, or ass, do anything just to avoid that extra trip to the kitchen. This effort you just did is EASE.
A classic example for the computer users is the COPY & PASTE - definitely the greatest invention since bread came sliced (with some cream cheese and olives on it). It's amazing how long you can last without touching the keyboard - copy words separately or together, open 17 windows, do everything you can to use the mouse and not have to reach out for the keyboard.
Sometimes, EASE requires a little planning or thinking ahead. You know when you're out of mix, and need to open a new bud? So your little stoned ass takes just a bit for one bowl, to save yourself the effort... Don't forget the EASE! You're already laboring hard with bud, so why not open 3-4 of them while you're at it? you're gonna smoke them later anyway, you lazy fuck. Now you have a shitload to last all night (or at least a couple of hours).
This is what EASE is all about.
Do it, man. It's good.
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