See Arnie the Governator take a hit!
Please welcome multiple-time winner of Mr. Universe contests, Hollywood mega-star, multi-million dollar businessman, and recently - governor of the largest state in the United States of America: Mr. Arnold "Austrian Oak" Schwarzenegger!
It turns out that even this man, a great American success story (albeit with a heavy Austrian accent), used to be a stoner. Below you can see this big guy - when he was bigger - enjoying a puff; and I mean really enjoying it. Check out the original T-shirt Arnie is wearing.
At this point, I would like to address Mr. Schwarzenegger personally:
Dear Mr. Schwarzenegger,
May I call you Arnie? You know that we stoners avoid formalities.
You are a big man - lots of muscles, lots of money and lots of respect - and I know you are doing the best you can for the benefit of California, and the whole world.
So maybe you're trying to be tough, suspending California's Medical Marijuana Law, vetoing and acting all conservative, but we know you for real: you like the good life, you appreciate a good toke, and deep down, you know the truth - that weed is good.
You can't fool us, Arnie: you are a pothead.
And all I have left to say is "Giv dos pippel EH-AH!!!" (English: 'give those people air!') - Douglas Quaid (Schwarzenegger), Total Recall (1990)
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