Why do I deserve a Bong?

i smoke "herb" every day so i need a new and improved bong because of all my bongs people just keep braking them its so retarted but i would advertise the bong and where i had won it from my favorite site any ways im off peace out

My friend, John, recently had a daughter. About 2 months into his wife's pregnancy, she started to have horrible morning sickness and loss of appetite. She couldn't eat and anything she did was soon thrown up. Both she and the baby were in danger of dying from malnutrition. None of the meds the doctor gave her would work and finally I suggested that she smoke some marijuana. She regained her appetite and surpressed nausea and they now have a beautiful baby girl.
In order to help them, I gave them my only bong because the pipe they owned was too harsh for her to use. I told them to keep it as a gift, but I am now without a bong and would really love to have one back. This is why I think I deserve a Bong.

fuck i dont know i want to bongs lmao my broke and i cant find a new and its pretty dude i want the bue one ok ..do u now how cooolt that wo
uld be i would get so back il be like yea man bob marley bitch gotta love that guy

Before my father passed away a little over a year ago, he had purchased me a bong for Christmas...after a little time went by, the bong started to crack and fall apart piece by piece. It was a long, smoke deprived and desperate afternoon. After a long hot day at work i walked in the door, beginning my "chill-out" ritual, when i finally gathered all smoking supplies and sat to begin, i reached for the bong and realized the bowl was gone and the glass stem it rested on was broken. I was disgruntled and outraged! i remembered that i lost the bowl for the bong the night before when i was washing the crusty decaying thing. I had no other smoking devices and nowhere else to turn! I hunted around the house for it but no luck. it was gone and i had no cash to go get something to smoke out of. As i hunted for the piece i grew so impatient and irratated that my mind snapped into madwoman mode... i grabbed the bong, some electrical tape, rubber bands, aluminum foil, a large metal bolt thing, and some other tools...after 3 minutes surgery was complete...IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIVVVVE!!!

YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THIS THING LOOKS LIKE...hahaha...i'm not going to get into how i put it together but it turned out to work. I tossed it together two months ago and have been smoking out of frankenbong ever since... it would be nice to get a raplacement and finally be able to lay frankenbong to rest...hahaha
thanks!!!

Hi,
I am thinking of starting to smoke marijuana and cant find it. I also dont have anything to smoke out of when I do find it. I live in pa and its illegal but the pa senate has had hearings and other things and I believe I would qualify. Hope this gives you a good enough reason to send me my free bong.

sincerely,

dave siar

well see i got a new solid glass bong for christmas this year and i was sitting on my couch not even a week later taking a few rips and my cat decides he wants to rub his head on it and SMASH it shattered into thousand of pieces and now i have nothing to smoke out of :'(

I am a mdical marijuana patient and smoking a bong puts all the resin that I would inhale into my llngs, into the water. Which is good to water with.

i have had a hookah and gas mask but could never get my own bong and i can get not the best type of marijuana but ranges from typical white widow is the main one so need this bong for it..

my mom found out i smoke weed so she broke my bong and i need a new one and i lost my job and i dont have enough money to buy a new one

i been smoking for awhile and my freind had a bong he dicided to stop smoking and give me his bong i couldnt take it from that day so my freind took it to his house he put it on the floor and knocked it over i didnt even have it for a day and it was broke now im in pain and need a new bong!!! so please give me this bong.

Freshman in college. What do you think I do with most of my time? That's right... blazing... errr i mean, online, looking for a cheap bong because I'm suuuuuuuper broke. PS. if you guys give me a free bong I'll definitely smoke you up sometime.

I say i deserve a free bong because unlike everyone else, i am giving and always put my friends first, but never did anything for myself, if you like to smoke and you have nothing to smoke out of, its frustrating isnt it. Well its very frustrating to want to smoke with nothing but tin foil, sure i get hi, but the use of tin foil is annoying and the fact that it gets hot and burns my fingers. I even cut up my tin foil in half after i use it couple of times and scrap the rez that is left or just cut a piece of foil that has rez on it and put that in another tiny and smoke the rez off of it. i ask you grant me a free bong Please.

every one should get a free bong. make the world a much better place. plus i just broke mine.

im from new york, bronx to be exact. all my niggas smoke fucking blunts all day tht shit tastes so fuckin nasty i cant fuck wit it . if i had a bong i could show these fuckss how to really do it . juss dont have the funds . I NEEED A BONG FROM U GUYSSS MANNN ! LOL help me outttttt wit thisss

i think i should have the bong because i am a mother fucker weed smoker and i can smoke all these people out!!!!!!!! they dont no about weed. im a big time weed smoker tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on sept. 30th i acidently set my house on fire by smoking a cig out back & the cherry blew into some leaves under the back porch, i guess... anyway i almost became trapped in the basement by the time i knew the house was on fire it was totally blazing & we almost didn't make it out, the smoke detectors didn't have batteries! we lost the house, 2 cats & my 04 monte carlo, which was uninsured and burnt up under the carport...homeowners didn't cover it either. the worst was losing my cats, i kick my ass everyday over that.
needless to say, i lost my old school graphics, one hitters & a kick ass hookhah... i REALLY could use this! it would be nice to have something nice happen for once...

I used to hate weed, and every aspect that came with it. My fiance lied to me behind my back about it constantly, and I had had bad experiences with it when I was five years old. I decided one day that I got too curious, and smoked a joint that my fiance and his friends were passing around. Since then, I've loved it. I think I deserve to win a bong because I was willing to do the thing I hated most, just for the sake of my fiance, and for the sake of my sanity, and that deserves a little something.

I'm sure you will be inundated with request for bongs or lame stories of woe but what I'm about to tell you will make you laugh, and maybe even cry. Best of all, it's all true and definitely makes me worthy of a bong.

I first discovered weed in my late teens. I used joints mostly with the occasional bowl or pipe if I were at a friend's house. So one day a friend of mine had just bought a bong. It was glass and absolutely beautiful...not to mention it gave me the best high I had had up to that moment, plus it didn't burn. I was fascinated, so much so I couldn't put it down to the point I had burnt my whole 8th and decided to walk around to each of my friends and share how "awesome this bong is". I ended up dropping my friends new bong on the coffee table and it shattered. I broke my friend's new bong while simultaneously losing my new "friend". The ultimate 'party foul' plus I now owed my friend a new bong. He accepted my apologies and my promise to get him a new one immediately.

So I went to the town 'headshop'and grab my friend a new "expensive" glass bong and myself a plastic model.

So all was well, until a week later when after a really dank burn session I spilled my bong in the floor, on my mom's new white carpet, and she was due back later that day. In my state of high and panic I tried everything to get the brown out of the carpet but nothing worked. So I did the only logical thing..I purposely covered the light brown stain with a bowl of Spaghetti O's to cover it up. Mom was furious at this enormous orange stain, but never knew I had spilled my bong.

Flash forward ten years and here I am today. I'm going through my fourth divorce and lets just say I have lost many bongs over the years. But the reason I deserve a free bong is the fact that my current ex-to-be is keeping my bongs ransom. She knows I love them and that I can't just go get them replaced because my local 'head shop' banned me for using the word "bong" in their store. So unless I give her my plasma tv she is going to bust up my bongs. So if you guys could give me a bong then I could tell her to 'kiss it' and get blazed and watch my 52' plasma.

My luck has been poor at best when it comes to bongs, but I know all will be made right if you would give me a free bong. Please help!!

I think I deserve a bong because I am a compassionate Stoner, I always help out a fellow stoner indeed, When somebody doesnt have weed or money I`ll let them toke up with me,Also I constantly stand up for MAry Jane,Whenever I hear someone talk bad about the herb I am quick to correct them and prove that what theyre saying is all false lies. The only thing is my lungs are starting to suffer from smoking so many blunts, IT would be nice to have a bong so my lungs dont suffer that much anymore. I really think I deserve a bong.

I am studying to become a massage therapist. When I was in the army I used to drink a lot. One day I was smoking a cig and my teacher comes to me and takes it and throws it away. She told me that massage therapists should be all natural, that's why we have weed. So since that day i have been smoking more frequently and I can say that it has been very beneficial. I do my massages better, I am constantly in a relaxed mood, and it's a good way to bond with friends. I believe that if I were to receive a bong, which has to be good coming from this wonderful site, then it will not only benefit me and my friends, but my customers as well.

I think i should get the free bong because i spend all my left over cash on weed and always have to rig smoking pices. I cant afford a good piece so it would be nice to have one for once.

iv done alot of drugs in my life, got preg and lost my son after i quit for a lil while, then i were i at now

Need this bong stupidly badly. Had to throw my last one out as i found out my boyfriend (at the time who is now my ex for good reason) was using it as a dildo.

What a nice bong! Hi, everybody! What would you say if you have been priced and congratulated for opportunity to smoke beautiful weed!? But when you stay in Russia been illigal to smoke weed. But when some present you a real bong (may be feeled with nice weed) due to they kindness what festival everyone can experience!!!
You can make a real festival for someone, who realy dream it!

My ex boyfriend was using my bong as a dildo. So i bleached it and smashed it over his head (he was fine), but now it leaves me with no bong & no boyfriend so i think i should win it.

I am a girl, Yes a girl and i smoke weed.
actually according to everyone i know ( i live in a small town) me and my 2 best friends smoke more weed than any other girl they know. .. I need .. && would LOVE a new bong because i wanna get stonnnnned bro!. id love a huge one just to get stonned off my ass with. :) thats basically about it. i could out smoke any of these girls here. C-A-M-P-I-O-N!!! haha give me a bongggggg ♥

i need that bong just cos i have to live here, in the U K.!!

the reason i deserve a new bong is because, well about a year ago me and my roomate decided that we should put nebraska on the map for legalization. we held rally's stood on the busiest corner of town every friday at 4:20 for about a year. ask anybody from lincoln about the marijuana rally's on 27th and o and they will know. we recently held a rally at the state capital when all of the senators would be there. we are now affliated with NORML. and have also gotten a nebraska normal chapter going here.oops forgot to mention im only 19. we have a petition going right now to legalize medical marijuana. i have put in hard work making signs finding dates when senators will be in town. making pamplets. not to mention the countless hours spent with all the NORML people helping them. so to answer your question of why do i deserve a new bong, i have worked hard to speed up the legalization process for nebraska. not only will it legalize medical marijuana but we are also pushing for hemp production in nebraska. we can save this economy. and why not help out a nebraskan we aint got shit to do but smoke and get drunk were a farm state!!!

first things first i dont have toes i have turtle tails. it all started on groundhogs day 1964, i was casually joyriding my grandpas lawnmower capturing any and every sight that the Galapagos islands had to offer when i was kidknapped by the pope, missy elliot, and steve wilkos. this threw a big wrench in my plans due to that fact i was on a quest to watch the complete season 1 of thunder cats. anyways forget that missy elliot told me i was getting kidknapped and being held ransom for a bong.....

Quest For The Bong
tell me whos gonna buy roseart when you can buy crayola. "its like schwag verse nug" im not republican or democrat, but if you ask me i think ed, edd, and eddy deserve a jawbreaker. in order to to get the bong( "music in the background" narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they r so awesome)walmart is the best place to play pokemon snap, the employees and customers are both perfect for the game. i know roses are red and violets are blue but i can come back with gargoyles are green and cats are slippery, but i know tetherball should be in the olympics.boom bang shoe shop dont make me bop you with a flip flop. joe dirt rat wagon, godzord the fire dragon.sarah palin asked me one question cat cone fig rat, wheres the pig hat? catdog catdog alone in the world with a little catdog. thats why i need this bong

This is why I deserve a bong:
several weeks ago, i was baked out of my mind and I got a horrible text message from one of my two best smoking buddies: his bong had broken (RIP Killa). it was a nice 3ft glass tube with a couple dome percs. and it was dead.
so i mourned and got over it, and kept on smokin the herb.
two days later, i find out that my other best smoking buddy had a run in with the popo, and they had destroyed his well loved bowl (RIP Poppa Chester). I mourned, got over it and kept smoking the herb.
So there i was, smoking the herb on the balcony of my dorm...I finish off a nice bowl, put my bowl in it's plastic bag, and it falls straight through to the ground (RIP Liz Lizzard). I mourned, got over it, and kept smoking the herb...

But now me and my two friends all have broken pieces and we're getting sick of joints, spliffs, and other people's glass.
We need a bong!

my friends smashed my very first bong last week and im in college no money to really get anotha and mine was crazy pricy i almost cried so all im asking is if u could end a free one this way to help me out a little

I think i deserve a bong because the last peice i had someone stole it and the next day my neighbor broke his. Also i dont smoke that often but when i do my back feels a whole lot better, i also fell pretty hard during a sports related injury and messed my arm up it went numb for a few seconds that night my friend gave me a nugget and i smoked it i felt no pain. So that is why i think i deserve a bong. Plus bongs are the only way to smoke.

I deserve a bong because: once, I had just woken up and my roommates and just staring the bong going. they pass it to my sleepy (not yet stoned) ass and what do I do? Burn off about 4 inches of my bangs!! my beautiful brown man mane!!! so I think bongs in general kinda owe me one.

alright so this random kid comes down here to florida from virginia. he breaks our bong that we named "reptar". he didnt pay us back, so when he went back we found 100 bucks that he left behind for us. so within 10 minutes after finding the money were standing in a smoke shop about to buy a new bong. there was this majestic looking red one that we named "the cannon" we named it weeks before we bought it. so finally we bought it and were all excited but my friend didnt realize it was cracked until we got in the car. so we go back in get a different bong we named it "death" it was a two footer glass bong with blakc nad white swirls. so were smoking it and its amazing. we all passed out. so the next morning our friend comes over and accidently kicks the bong over. we didnt even have the thing for a full 24 hours and it was already broke. so now we need a new one things just dont feel the same without a bong.

fuck me i shud win a bong coz am a fucking stone head smoke bout 20 joints a day and about fuck nos how many bongs fucking luv it

i deserve one because i just moved back to california. youre probably saying "thats not a very good story" well true....but heres my little story. Im born and raised in california about 3 years ago i had to move to arkansas ?!?!..i know. that sucked then the weed there sucked although very very cheap. that lasted a year. YAY moved back to cali..didnt last long. i had to leave my girlfriend in my only somewhat long term relationship (haha on a side note i had my big toe nail removed 3 times and it still grew back! i have pictures if itd help me any) then in arkansas i have to wrok for my aunt who is a total bitch and spending every paycheck and cheap gross weed with my nasty water pipe and it tasted so bad i would sometimes gag...yes i tried to clean it. oh and day after my birthday party on my way to work i wreck my car beacuase i was still blacked out from the night before. THEN YAY get to move back to cali...goodbye party...i brake my foot. no insurance of course (the ER is still calling me since im yet to pay) so now in back in california BUT im a city over from where ive always lived no car, friends too broke to pick me up. ive been trying to find a job here and i cannot my friends on the other hand fill out ONE application and get hired. thats happened to 3 of my friends! i even applied for a place that was hiring for dishwashers and i have dishwashing experience and no call! (im 19 by the way) so ive had a pretty shitty year (i could have made this story 3 pages easily) so i think if you gave me this pipe itll be the turning point in my life. i know that sounds cheesey but ive never been lucky. the only thing ive ever won was a gatorade contest and i got a gatorade towel.. well theres why i think i deserve this bong.
P.S. i love you

plz plz plz i need a bong i need one im beggin nicely ive never had one before

Everyone has one or had one. Never had one would like one. Don't know how i would react if i got a FREE one. But me and my man would use it wisely... :)

I am a 20yr old college student and I spend all my free time volunteering at a local Medicinal Marijuana Dispensary. I work very hard in school and get all A's, My major is Motion Graphics Design and marijuana deffinately helps my creativity and helps me get good grades. I go to school full time and volunteer 10-20 hours a week at the dispenary either helping patients or helping legalize marijuana for the better.

Sincerely,
Derek

I am my mom first-of kind daughter and since it was estoned's first-of-kind competiton then I could be the first-of-kind winner with my first-of kind bong! Yep it would my very first one! I do deserve this I've been a good stoned girl this year! I promise not to ask for anything else! What were we suppose to do? Oh yeah so why not me! I forget to buy one!

I could say my very 1st bong was from e-stoned. I also would look good with this one in particular! And since I am my moms first of a kind daughter it would go great with estoned first of kind competition. Besides I haven't done anything to deserve it cause I forget what I am doing and I'm just hoping you feel sorry for ME!!!

The reason why I deserve a bong is because when I was 26 I was diagnosed with MS I am now 31 and have found that smoking weed does help with muscle spasms and with sleeping. Ms is one bad mofo and wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy, but I'm getting off course anyway as I was writing no matter what the studies say it does help and the only way I currently smoke is in blunt form I'm tired of buying wraps and then coming home to roll when if a had a bong all I'd have to do is pack, light, inhale, hold for ten seconds and be good for a while when watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

The other night a few friends and I were smoking at one of our favorite spots. (It's a nice little hidden street that ends off into a field. We call it "The Future") Now we're usually more observant, but we had purchased some real nice mids earlier that day, and were baked out of our skulls. Little to our knowledge we had been spotted by one of Burleson's Finest. I started my truck and preceded to drive down the street when the lights came on.
"Dude hide the pipe" I said as I shoved it from on top of my center console onto the ground. I never saw that pipe again.
Long story short, the cop asked to search my car and I declined, (Thank you legal system) The pipe to this day has never been found. It was one of my most cherished smoking materials ever. That, my friends, is why I think I deserve a bong.

i deserve a bong because i love weed and i hate smoking my weed in a foily because i think mary deserves to be smoked in something more classy like a bong, dont you think?.. i have always wanted a bong and i want one before my friends get one so i can rub it in there faces and then tell them to buy one at e-stoned.com MAN i really want this bong and i would do anything to get it!!!! I will always remember this bong because it would be my first and i won it and i will always treasure it and pass it on to the next generation of bud smoking outlaws!!!!! Hell i think i deserve this bong more than any other bud smoker in the world!!!! Man i hope you guys can help me so i can smoke in a bong!! You guys are the fucking shit if you give me a bong and if you dont give me a bong your still the fucking shit man!!!!! Please im like the only pothead who doesnt have a bong and i want it more than a fat kid wants cake man!! Its pretty bad is the biggest pothead in the world doesnt have a bong dont you think??? Please give a bong so i have something to enjoy after a long day of shit... And i know my bong will always be there at home waiting for me to smoke bud out of it!!!That bong will be the only thing that will keep me going and i know that bong will be the only thing i can rely on to make me happy!!!

well im an up and coming stoner i feel i deserve a bong because im a dedicated person who will use it all day every day and i cant really afford a 60 dollar bong please im not gonna give you some bullshit story im just asking you too please let me win a free bong thanks for the consideration

i deserve a bong because i recently bought a new one an i was driving home an was in a car wreck ..i flipped out the back of my friends pick up truck at about 90mph losing my brand new and only water bong!!!!!!!!

I deserve a bong because I deserve to GET STONED!

So yea, how bout it? :D

So what have I done to deserve a bong ?
Well, first of all, I took some time out to put in a somewhat cognizantly worded submission so as to not give us stoners a bad name. I'm not moned out of my stind as a write this, I don't have the resources at present. I've been experimenting with all kinds of drugs of late, and just fried my brain and my digestive system last night with a good half + bottle of DXM containing cough syrup. It's my personal opinion that everyone should experience psychedlic drugs for themselves before they go mindlessly parroting the mainstream media's outright lies. The only reason I know of to make marijuana a controlled substance is so very, very evil people can have more power. Drugs have the potential to teach us a lot of valuable and humbling things about ourselves and our often flimsy realities, and to make mundane, repetitive tasks a bit less pointless. I've incinerated the flowering tops of the marijuana plant and inhaled the vapours about five times now, and they've never made me reefer mad. Marijuana is a stimulant, an intoxicant, a depressant and a psychedelic according to the cannabis sativa article on erowid.org. Psychedelic drugs act as a thought lubricant to me, and I've thought myself some very important stuff the couple of times I've been really " baked ". It takes you somewhere ELSE. Not everyone who uses cannabis or cannabis derivatives to enhance things goes insane and starts eroding society's otherwise stable moral founding. Not everyone who uses pot is a lowlife incapable of mustering up enough ambition for post-secondary education either. George Washington grew it and smoked it. Bob Dylan, J.F.K., The Beatles, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash and countless other well loved people were all very familiar with the wacky tobaccky. Most adults living in the U.S. have tried it at some time. But the uses for cannabis don't stop there. How about awesome paper source, ( The constitution was printed on hemp paper. ) clothing source, bio-degrable plastic source, bio-fuel, what some would argue is the most nutrient-dense super-food in the world, a good way to control nausea and other kinds of pain, an overall fantastic plant to have growing as resiliently as a well .... weed practically anywhere you want within reason, and a way to illustrate that the government does not always love every hair on our heads. Why is it illegal whereas drug companies are allowed to push their dangerous pills on children for any kind of profit ? Again, very, very evil people. I've been a good little activist for drug reform and basic human ******* decency in government ( Ron Paul 2012 ! ) for a good chunk of my life and I haven't become addicted to mari-ju-huaňa or any other " harder " drug. I'm pretty good at blending in with adult society and having intelligent discussions. I plan to ride my bike around the world in the shape of something right out of high school, not sit around and eat cheeze-puffs, I have an up and coming career in hip-hop and network marketing from home and whatever else I can do to support myself, I have a history of saving my lunch money for helping others and eating from the wild or other free sources, I've acheived quite a few " A " preformances in my school career, and I know that being a basically nice person by default is a basic necessity. I don't take no crap from no-one, and I know not to worry about finite problems. My experimenting with drugs has not made me a worse human being in any way, just expanded my world and mayhaps my pupils a tiny little bit. So, why should I be the bongwinner ? If you really wanna invoke morality, I should because I'm going to be making good use of my life and my bong. I've stumbled through a family member on some wild plants and I might start using certain cash crops to pad my other incomes, and using cannabinoid receptor antagonists primarily medicinally and to help every now and then with homework or athletic things or just to sort of loosen up the old thoughts a wee bit. Every time ( not that many so far. ) I smoke some up and get some good THC's in me, I tell myself It's never going to happen like that again and that I'm finished with pot for life. But I'm also intrigued by what it did later, so it merits further exploration. Especially for a burgeoning Hip-hop artist. I promise never to have fun smoking anything out of this bong either. I think fun is totally pointless. I don't want to be a pipe-carrying-type, I can't afford that also, or even some decent rollies. So I need you to send me a good bong for the good of all mankind. Mail it my way and I'll blow some dope-ass rhymes yours. To me, mj is a great way to relax and to declare my ( to quote Thomas Jefferson ) " Eternal hostility upon the altar of god to every form of tyranny over the mind of man ". Thanks for reviewing and have a nice eternity either way.
Legalize it and every other kind of freedom !

- Henry .

i have been an avid pot smoker for about 3 years now, but in those 3 years, i have smoked probably a pound of high quality weed out of a home-made pipe... i have made a website of all my home-made smoking devices, but nothing really seems to work better than a legitimate bong... i am probably one of the nicest stoners you could ever meet, i practically give my bud away when i feel like i have too much, i get my friends out of trouble if they are caught smoking, and i build custom vaporizers for my friends, but what we really really need, is a bong... PLEASE GIVE US A BONG!

Im not sure if this is still goin on...but if it is i think i deserve a bong cuz I just turned 19...I had to sell my bong So i could get some stuff for my kid...I'm a single mother and the only thing keepin me leveled is smokin strong..but i dont always have papers or rellos...then im stuck...not very convincing..but im just really hopin you could feel me on the single parent needin to blaze thing lol

why do i think i deserve a bong? simple. im a very innovative smoker im always making my own pieces and never satisfying my needs with them. i have no job and live with 6 family members in a small trailer and they are always stealing my weed. i think i deserve a bong for having to deal with that every day of my life and still be sane weed is the only thing that helps thx

i have been arrested trying to legalize the very thing you support i think i deserve a bong because ove the months ive spent behind bars trying to make it easier for the people whom realy need it like myself i have cancer and i have pain all the time and the only way to take the pain away is to smoke thats why i deserve the bong.

I think i deserve a bong because i live in wakarusa IN. The ONLY fun thing to do here is get high. Mabey do some research on the town it is one of the only places in the world there are alot, and i mean ALOT of amish people. they must make up like half the population. and the economy being in the state it is in.. i cant round up enough money for a bong.

if i recieved a free bong it would be great cause i could get really ripped with my best friends and then look out my window and see a horse and buggy and laugh my ass off about it. haha its great

please. ive wanted a bong for sooo long im sick and tired of plastic coke bottles for bongs and aluminum foil bowls.. im gonna die soon if you dont help from the foil oxidizing!!

much love and peace,

Ross Beenjammin

iv just broke up with my best friend and we shared our bong so i no longer have one... i definitly need one coz me and my mates have created some of the best things while stoned, leik the combination of fairy floss and icecream (best combination ever), cheskers (a very confusing game using checkers pieces and chess pieces), and i cant ever forget the stoner book, the stoner book is a one year old book that me and my friends write down all our strange thoughts, all the weird things people say, and draw the strange things we come up with in our head. without a bong our crazy inventions will no longer continue and the world might actually turn normal!! we cant have that can we?

I deserve a bong because I have never smoked out of a bong before and i would like to see what it is like. Nobody i smoke with has a bong and i would like to share it with them. Also my one and only pipe was just stolen from me and I need another smokeing device to replace it.

i deserve a bong cause the one i had my BF at the time smashed because we broke up and i decided to take it with me and he wouldnt have none of that so he smashed it with his foot and now i have no bong and its been killing me to smoke out of a home made bong im sooo sick of making new oners all the time.

please pick me as the winner

Dear santa
i have been a good stoner all year.
I have always passed the joint to the left
always shared the herb with friends letting friends taking the last hoot of the joint.
when a friend was down and out i was there reaching down handing him a hoot.
IN conclusion I have never had a bong and would not considr myself a true stoner until I have a bong I always respect four twenty and the stoner code
that is why i think i deserve a bong and being that it is almost christmas what better of a time eh

I think I deserve a bong because they are the quintessence of all smoking utensils! Bongs are the best thing to smoke out of, so you should definitely throw me one..

Bongs for life

Please send me a bong because I always make my own, and they suck. I am getting sick of this and Its unhealthy. I have gotten sick a couple of times from the nasty duct tape fumes. You might just read my obituary stating "why didnt estoned give him a bong? he would be alive today if he wasnt using home made bongs all of the time." So please,i think I deserve a bong. Don't you too?

Well i was walking my dog one day in the local park (it was 2 a.m.) And my dog had to take a shit, when a cop drove up and asked me what i was doing out so late just standing around, he must have thought that i was waiting for a deal or someshit. which i wasn't... i was just waiting for my dog to shit, and i told him that i was doing that. and i guess he failed to notice that you are suppose to clean up after your pets because he just said, "well i think itd be best if you went home" and left. so i obliged him cuz i didn't want shit to happen and headed home, i then thought about the 25 i had in my pocket along with my wallet (and ID) which kinda stunk up my wallet (it was purple haze and smelled strong enough to stink it up) and would have blown my cover, fortunatly i was sober and not acting 'stupid'... so i headed home when i noticed a white light in the sky that decended and quickly headed towards me.. it was blinding and it made me faint. when i came to my senses, I WAS IN A UFO, WITH ALIENS. THEY STUCK THEIR PROBES IN MINE AND MY DOG'S ASS, AND THEY MADE US WATCH AN EPSIODE OF GREY'S ANATOMY. i was never so frightened. i told my dog that i loved him and he said "i love you too man" because we thought we were going to die! then all of a sudden my grandma came into the room we were in, and said "YOU NEED TO EAT YOU VEGITABLES." "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" i yelled as she drew the spoonful of peas towards my mouth. it was horrible. then when i thought it couldn't get worse, there was a commercial for "head-on" which lasted for 1 hour. it was a repitition of: "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD." IT WAS WORSE THAN HELL! D; then it went dark... and cold... and i awoke with a giant sperm-filled condom and a horse in my bed, it scared me half to death when i saw it, so i limped out of my room and into the kitchen where i saw billy mays loudly say, "LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOU MEDACATION, DYLAN." and handed me some respridal...

Well you hear about all those kids that say how all there stuff got stolen by cops right? How there bongs and everything got taken. Well I've never had a bong never smoked out of one, i've smoked out of spoons and thats about it. I had an elephant but my friend broke it by throwing it in his car, and i had a little tiny 5 dollar spoon that some kid stole. I also just had my dirt bike stolen along with a lot of things cause some people broke in while I was out of town. And My dad can't walk so he gets mad and takes his anger out on me and my mom then my mom takes hers out on me so I pretty much have been getting the shaft of the situation my whole life. I am also very broke because I had to replace everything that got stolen and from buying weed. I don't even have enough money to buy good weed, so I believe that I deserve a bong because if I can't smoke good weed I should be able to smoke it out of a good bong instead of some getto duck tapped flashlight homemade bs. Also smoking helps me to not pay attention to my parents yelling and to avoid there problems so I don't get stressed out. Also I have never smoked out of a bong before so it would be really chill if you could hook me up

I am an 18 year old male. I started toking when I was 14, after my mom passed away. She had been sick for a while; I think we all knew it was coming. I had to watch it get worse. It started out that we'd have to take Mom to the doctor's every Saturday. Eventually it became more frequent, like four times a week. Soon after that, Mom had to move into the hospital. That's when Dad broke the news to us. "Mommy isn't gonna be around much longer, so we have to start preparing ourselves for the inevitable." I had to ask what the word, "inevitable" meant. It didn't take too long before she passed. She wasn't in pain, she was happy the whole time.

The kids I hung out with all smoked already (we were the bad kids in middle school,) but I, for some reason, didn't ever want to try it. I stayed strong and used my willpower. But after such a traumatic experience, my willpower faded. I became depressed, and I lost my willpower, so finally when my friends pressured me, I gave in. I started doing it all the time, because I really liked the feeling and all.

Now here's the thing, Most people in my position would start talking about how "they saw the error of their ways" and whatnot. Not me. I wasn't going to buy into that Middle-school health-class bullshit. I found something I liked doing, and that's the real reason anyone should smoke reefer. Because they like doing it. It's not about being cool or popular, it's about having a good time. There are too many kids that I see who aren't comfortable with drugs, but start doing them because they think they need to do it if they want to be "cool." So I think I deserve a bong, not to use for just myself, but to share in the joyous revelry that is marijuana with many more.

I deserve a bong dude cause i have like 2 ounces that needs smokin and i love bongs!!!

still gettin it on @54 years young. 13 convictions for assorted drug charges. True to the herb. always and 4ever. 35 years and still burnin!!!!!!!! THATS WHY I DESERVE A BONG.

i need a bong cuz im tired of smoking out of homemade pipes and i rele rele want one so plz give it to me

Bongs and weed, bongs and weed, I'm a little lad who loves bongs and weed. *(played to the tune of that Starburst commercial)

My friends and I used to have a bong that my friends named after me. We called it 'Bongjamin.' Bongjamin was a great bong but one day he fell into the hands of a clumsy friend.

I think I deserve a bong because I play a crucial role in supplying stoners with what they need. I work at Caesars Pizza and am constantly supplying stoned people alike with food to crave their munchies. At the end of the day the only thing I can look forward to is going home and being able to smoke away all my trouble. I just wish I had a bong to do it with. :\

I'm a 60-year old female on a fixed income due to disability. I was recently introduced to the wacky weed and found it very beneficial. However, I only have a short metal pipe and the smoke is too hot. I can't afford to buy more paraphenalia. I don't know that I'm any more deserving than the rest of these folks, but I sure would like the bong. Win or lose, I'll be back to this site.

lately ive been makin my own and its just not the same and havin ur own
my last glass bong got ran over by my friends car i really really need one real soon i need to get blazed

Ive been waitin for forever man lol and i realy need this new bong..

hurry! lol

-Your friendly neighborhood stoner Steve

I live in a maine not a very fun place to began with ..... i also live with my highly religouse mother who allows me to smoke weed because unlike some people i can live life to its fullest when i am high it has never taken away from my schoool life church life or social if anything it has inhanced who i am........ I a bong to enrich my exprince to have somthing to call mine. I could just as well go out and buy one but winning one would be so much better knowing becasue of somthing i belelive in and talked about i got a prize and trust i love prizes and love to win who dosnt. I love the weed and would love the bong with all my fryed braincells <3

Amber

I live in a maine not a very fun place to began with ..... i also live with my highly religouse mother who allows me to smoke weed because unlike some people i can live life to its fullest when i am high it has never taken away from my schoool life church life or social if anything it has inhanced who i am........ I a bong to enrich my exprince to have somthing to call mine. I could just as well go out and buy one but winning one would be so much better knowing becasue of somthing i belelive in and talked about i got a prize and trust i love prizes and love to win who dosnt. I love the weed and would love the bong with all my fryed braincells <3

Amber

I deserve a bong because I just got my license back after getting a DUI and I wanted to give myself a bong as a reward but due to the expensive fines associated with smoking I cannot afford one... So you should give me one. THANKS

You see me and my husband deserve a bong for many reasons. We don't just consider ourselves stoners we are one of the many who truly embrace the art of smoking we strive to collect bongs, pipes, bubblers, steamrollers and everyother kind of fun smoking item we can. We are always looking for the next new piece to add to our collection. And hey I think it would look pretty good next to our 6 foot bong the purple people eater. Dont you agree?

I believe i deserve a new bong because i'm a 20 year old with a house full of stoners and i dont even own my own piece, when i want to smoke i have to go to one of my roommates and ask to use their bong or pipe. This gets really shitty when my roommates are asleep or in bad moods then i dont get to smoke. If i got this bong so many of my problems would be fixed.

i deserve this bong becuase im not making up stupid excuses to get it. i have been through a lot and it would be nice to get something back for all i give.

i had a bong before my cat tripped me and i fell it went flying hit the wall a broke MY CAT MURDERED MY BONG plus isnt bongin it the only real way to get high gimme a damn bong

Well, this bong wouldn't go to me (i wish it would but i cant keep it) my cousin would recieve it instead. she changed my ENTIRE life (im not exagerating) my cousin lets me smoke her weed, eat her damn good munchie food, and have a place to do it all at. without her i would have no fun. and she does this even if im a fucking bitch to her. which is saying ALOT. also, recently i got into some trouble at her house so she had to throw everything away bongs, pipes, and her stash. which is the worst part. so as you can see i am clearly in her debt for causing her to do this. i have never been able to do something as great for her as she has done for me. (and probably never will) but if you at e-stoned.com were so caring and loving to choose me as the winner of this contest and give her a beautifully colored bong, then i would be forever love you. i am truthfully sorry that all i can offer you is my devotion to your website and say how sweet you guys are but that is all i can give you. please please do this for me so i can show my appreciation and love towards my cousin, you are my only hope e-stoned.com!!

The true deserver's of this contest are my parents. This may sound crazy that I am saying my parents of all people deserve this but they do. They are the best parents in the world.They have taught me to smoke responsibly and be smart about smoking. They would do anything for me and have done everything they can for me.A couple weeks ago a guy who we thought was trustworthy told on them to get himself out of trouble. They do everything for everyone and we dont have much money at all. We live check to check and they still get us everything we need. They give up everything for us so i just want to give something back to them. If you could please just consider this it would be well used, and very much appreciated.

I think i deserve a bong for the role I lead as a stoner. I maintain fulltime employment, I use I dont abuse, I have my own place, and am well liked by all. I would have already bought a bong but I believe that every piece should have a story behind it. Currently the only functional thing I have now is a pipe that was given back to me by a police officer after he said " because i need it to sometimes.". I had a bong named destructor, he had been rebuilt 6 times, but the weekend of my best friends birthday he was droped on concrete and suffered irreparable damage. winning this bong would be a great story behind a special piece. remember stay green LEGALIZE IT.

I think i deserve a free bong cuz i bought a killer brand mr. black and my buddy shoved soo many ice cubes in that bitch that it cracked and now im stuck with a bong thats missing a chunk out of it.m hook me up bro

i need it because i brought a really expensive one from u guys and it broke i have been using a budget home made one sice and it is really affecting me and if u let me win it ill let u come round to mine so we can use it together

i got locked up a while back for posetion and distrubuting ive been on probation for a while know and i havent smoked any ...........becouse they give me random drug screens when ever ........but im about to get off next month it sure would be sick if i was smokeing out of a bong when i get off probation...i never really smoked out a real bong ...ive only done them homemade ones ....................so it would be sick if you guys hook it up...

i grow weed and give it away

I have a valcano but that doesn't cut it cause i like to smoke. I have a broken bong that i can't use and a bottle of BONG Vodka but no slider or bowl for it (there are no headshops for hundreds of miles) I had a pipe but yesterday i got so frustrated with it that i broke it cause it was ALWAYS clogged (have you ever smoked a complete resin joint? well its great!) Now all i have are papers and the vaporizer, one doesn't fufill my need to taste the smoke and the other wastes too much. HELP ME!

Yah I think that I deserve the bong because I was arrested and I'm totally tired of always having to roll!! hehe!! You guys would be totally kickass if you sent it to me..!!

I figure ill give this a shot:

Ok, so I am one of those individuals that smokes and then gets the overwhelming desire to build something, as well as to eat and listen to Springsteen. This has lead to a large family of improvised smoking tools (apple pipes, pen pipes, hand carved wooden pipes, and a huge number of plastic and glass bongs). The one that this novella will concern is ‘Mistress Fandango’.

Mistress Fandango is named after the queen lyrics to bohemian rhapsody, (“I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango-”) it turns out the fandango is a Spanish courtship dance. It’s also a dance in Portugal, but in Portugal they only do it in cases where there are two guys that both love the same girl, it is basically a dance off to decide who gets her. So that’s characteristic number one this thing is awesome by name alone.

Number two is its design: Mistress Fandango is made from a bottle of Port (awesome) with 6 pieces of 6 different pens put together as a down tube, going through a plastic bottle cap on the top. The top of this tube is where I have made a removable bowl (easier to fill and clean). This bowl is made of a cable head from a coaxial cable from the TV + a pen lid + a homemade screen. A second tube in the cap is another pen, bent into an easy to use mouthpiece which, after the bend, comes at you at about a 20 degree angle (perfect). It also has a third tube from a lead pencil that leads into the bottle, hovering just about the waterline (this is the choke, which one operates with the thumb). This all fits a hand perfectly and has very cool grips. The whole thing is green, black, white, and very stylish.

While I do have a number of other, and arguable cooler homemade bongs as well, I think a bong as cool as Fandango needing a new friend alone should be enough of a reason for you to despiratly want to give me a free bong.

PS. If chosen, I would be more than happy to both send pictures of Mistress Fandango and to type out description of my other ones (including my double chambered glass hookah).

cheers,

For the most part of my high school career i was a major goody goody and
was captain of my cheerleading squad. than senior year me and my friends decided to try smoking while we were really drunk. my little brother who is two years younger than me showed us how and provided the weed. Now we are one big stoner family (including my dad). i think i deserve a bong because it wouldn't just be for me but for a hell of alot of people. i also think i deserve it because my little bro just broke my new completely awesome glass pipe and if you guys gave me a bong i wouldn't have to beat his ass. it would aslo be a great house warming present since i'm about to move out and can't afford one.

i have a 500 dollar bong!

hey man. whats up? uuum, i think ishould have free Bong because I like to party; Party Party and when i'm done a: Party ... i'm every BUDdies BUDdy.

also i need one for when me and the guys are driving in eriks car, and i'm like, "so guys you wanna smoke?" and eriks like, "we can't man... i need my money for gas," and then it's all quiet for a minute and then i speak up sayn, "...come on bro! i'll give ya greens!...how bout it?" then he's says, "why not?"

plus i got some cool stuff from cali recently. it's good...
if you wanna hit me up i'll definatly smoke you out if i have any left (heheh! it's first come first serve... (S: \ )

hit me up if your interested bro.

alright! laaterr.
-Timmy B
www.myspace.com/docterhyphy

the cops took all my bongs pipes plants every thing i need the bong

i smoke the refer all the time so let me hit that bong

I live in a town of less than 500 people. Therefore, there is no head shop near me. I have no credit card (yeah, I'm broke) so I can't order one. I have no way of getting a bong! You guys are my only hope, I've only had the pleasure of using one a few times and I know it is way better than joints and blunts. My friends and I will love you forever if you can hook me up with one of these bongs!

so see i just moved into my own appartment and the one thing it still needs is a bong, this is a fact thats been on my mind for while however i cant seem to scrape together the money to afford one. ps. it would get a crapload of use!!

i wont say i need it cus that whould mean im adited and i see mariwana as a thing to to with frands not a drug that takes u away frum the wored no its sumthing that brings me and my frands to gether and my groop dust have a bong and one of thows whud bring me and my frends to gether + im moveing and i wont to give me frends sumthing and they would love a bong
so hawt of all thows ppl i think i would do a dong well

i will smoke so much weed out that bong its not healthy

I would adore a bong. I get things that you would smoke in a bong quite regularly however, i live in the middle of nowhere and simply do not have enough money to buy a bong with... I swear to god that i will use it every day and i will make a shrine for it. I would worship e-stoned.com as though they had treated me from an incurable, terminal disease because they may actually be doing this. I live in England and in Europe we put a little tobacco in our joints. I don't smoke and as we all know, i don't want to become addicted to nicotine or get lung cancer, so e-stoned.com, save my life... And remember people your bong will be your soulmate; A bong is for life, not just for Christmas.

so me and my friend's very first piece, was a stolen bowl (pookie) from some jerks, and our first lil bong was given to my friend from those same jerks. it was broken when we got it, but it was glued fixed. one day out in the woods, we just finished smoking out of him (named buddy for lack of better name) and he broke >.< not really a fixable kind of broke, so we said goodbye and tossed him in the lake.
then i got a bowl from a gas station one day, it was a fish bowl, we named him nemo ^_^ then me and my friend traded and he ended up breaking nemo :( then there was this other bowl we got, but its kinda messed up. cuz, he just straight up dissapeared, i kno we named him Shavo, but i dont remember wat he looks like now, and i hav no idea where the friik he went o.O and when i finally got money we went to a headshop in b-more, i bought the sweetest water pipe there, and a cheap but cute pink spoon for my friend, who was underage and culdnt look at the pretties. and now, our first pipe, (pookie)& second (pickles) are stranded at my friends house, and he got sent to a group home for 6-9months, and we hav no clue if they're still safe or if his mom got to them and threw em away. all im left with is my bong (john bongam) which is broken.
so i can make like a million home-made bongs and pipes all i want but its like going bak to smoking out of a redbull can. i love weed, i love smoke in general, bongs are wat make weed even more fun then it already is (which is just crazy)lol holy shit, but yea, thats the story of our pieces
peace @_o
-J

After 7 yrs of smoking nuggs with my brother out of many and confusing glass pipes
I have never myself owned my own pipe. i have had many bowls and home made pieces... finally last year i had enough dough to afford a small 12 inch bong its completely clear and for reaon is so plain yet powerful.

one bong is not enough for any stoner i must have more!

marijuana is not just an everyday act is like my life man




GIMME A BONG AND I WILL LOVE YOU 4 EVER


SIGNED-
STONER-LICOUS

;) Hallo to all those stoners out there who like a good pull on a bong and dont mind choping up all day never remembering to wash there bongs. I am litlle smoket out Lisa who is sick and tierd of my boyfriends filthy bong and If anibody deserves a clean bong It is me!!!

I just spent a lot of money ordering stuff from your site.

i need that bong,
because
marijuana deserves to be smok3d out of something beautiful,
not a blunt.
i need a bong
because
i will
forever
love you
andddddd
we, will blaze.

I Need that bong bc i smoked everyday until a couple weeks ago. my grandpa was smoking with me and we had gotten so blazed that he dropped my $300 glass bong. i dont have any money rite now to get a new one. my grandpa would be sooo happy. Help true stoners out! thanks

Please Can I Have This Bong Ive Never Had One In My Life Always Wanted My Own Bong But Never Been Able To Afford One Please Make The Ryt Choice :D Thnx Luv Kempyyyy

Okay, I'm not going to write some sad, pathetic story. I want to win this bong because hell, I just love bongs. I currently have a collection going, and one day it's going to be huge and I sure would appreciate any help possibly. Actually, if I did happen to win, I'd probably give it to my chick Shannon. I've broken two of her bongs and still haven't given her a damn thing for it since my funds don't call for it. Peace, love and happy toking :D

At the age of 17 I joined the Army. I was in for over three years. I made some really good friends there. About a year and a half of that time was spent in combat. As I started to lose my friends one by one I became angry and pissed off all the time. At the time my gf was fucking everyone back in the states, so I really had nobody to talk to about it. After my tour was over I felt so full of hate. I voluenteered to go back to Iraq two different times when I heard they were looking for people. They wouldn't let me so I didnt reinslist. I'm out now and through with the Army. I have memory problems, can't sleep at night, and my anger issues have gotten so bad I've made my parents, friends, and strangers in public either upset or cry. The VA isn't really helping me much. They've perscribed me with different pills and such but they never work. Most of the stuff they've tried just turned me into a zombie. I was an Infantry soldier so I wasnt taught many skills I could use here in the civilian world. So I really don't know what I could do for a job and if I had to work around people idk if I'd be able to get through the day without choking someone. The only thing that has ever been able to make me happy is smoking. Once I do that all the hate, anger, and bad memories are gone. Then I am truly happy.

It's been a rough start to the year for me. I've had a nice glass bong for some time, but it recently shattered after a bizarre indoor baseball incident. On top of that, my dog, who's been by my side for years, has developed a bad case of arthritis in his back legs. Rather than putting him down, I am spending quite an amount of money on monthly medication. Because of that, I don't have much money to replace my bong. Please help out a fellow who hasn't had a very good start to the year.

Okay, my first bong, I got in the keys and I only had it for a week befor e it got stolen. It was SO BEAUTIFUL! Small, but beautiful. It was a metallic green and changed bright green when you smoked out of it and you could see throught it too. I've never had enough money to buy one since then. =[[[[[

It has always been my sentiments to exhibit the practical apathy that embodies a "stoner". You need to channel your efforts and resources in the most efficient way possible, aka least work possible. Like my buddy Pete always says, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If it's broke, go macguyver on its ass.

So a few summers ago me and Pete were employed at every stoner's dream job as camp counselors at a sleep away camp. It really was a good gig; chill on your bed all day, yell randomly at the kids every so often to keep them respectful, and get blaaaaaaaazed. I'm talking tongue-sticks-to-your-mouth, red-eye-popping, talk-into-the-fan-for-forty-five-minutes-straight-until-your-coworkers-yell-at-you high. blazed. ah, i miss those summers.
anyway, i've never owned a piece. call me cheap, but money not spent on weed can most of the time be better spent on weed, and this concept definitely holds true in the case of buying pieces. think about it; for the price of a decent bong and all the hair on your face, you could instead get flipping high sucking the smoke off of the open fire you just built with a quarter of nice headies. (note: don't try this at home. my eyebrows are still coming in - very nicely.)
That said, me and Pete left the cabins one night on a solo mission down to the beach. we just copped a few nugs of some fire and were trotting like little school girls we were so excited. we get down there, and just our luck, there was no one to borrow a piece from down at the beach. fancy that.
now, you may have heard that stoners are lazy. this is true. but when we need our smoke, by god are we relentless. the wind on the beach whipped back and forth, barely letting the flame on our lighters breathe. we walked around the beach for a bit and found a screen we had chucked some days prior, pete whipped out a roll of duct tape, and looked me in the eye. "do you trust me?" he said. i nodded, and he took off his shoe and started fuddling around with the tape. it was one of those crocs, with all the holes in it, but when he presented it once more, it was the most magnificent piece i have ever seen, complete with carb and screened in bowl. We smoked, to stoners, to glory. we talked. we danced in the bay. we fell and got sand in our junks. but it is still one of my fondest smoking memories.

i'm desparate. i need this bong. the athletes foot in my mouth is starting to bother me. have mercy.

To be honest, with all of the other crazy stories im sure all these other people told I dont really think i even have a chance anymore but i couldnt pass up something so badass. The reason i deserve this bong is because recently me and my girlfriend Ashley moved out together into our first apartment but have been very short on money. So short that we really couldnt afford Christmas gifts or gifts for my 21st birthday. I just think that if we had an actually good bong to smoke out of instead of foilies and homeade water-bottle bongs me and her would not only have a badass new christmas present but be able to at least put our minds at rest at night with all this stress.

As i grew up, i always knew my dad smoked the chronic...a lot. And i never really minded, because i never really knew what it really was until 7th or 8th grade. My mom had always bitched about it. Until a cold night in mid-january of 2005, i smoked for the first time. i finally understood why my dad has done it for so long. so years go by, i start smokin more, my dad and i talk about it sometimes, and then thanksgiving of this year, he says i can borrow "the dark side of the rainbow" under one condition: he can take at least 3 bongs rips from my loyal bong Ms. Maa. i said hell yes, and we've smoked together ever since. we werent very close and now that we've toked it up together, things are good.

father/daughter bonding. awww


I WANT THAT GREEN BONG

i need a free bong pretty much because i smoke people up all the time, let them use my pipes, waste my papers and smoke my weed. Im a generous, nice person and im all about letting everyone enjoy the feeling of being high, but after a while i feel like i deserve something back. I definetly feel that i deserve a bong, not only because i spread the beauty of herb but because this bong will be used right and will be in good hands. And everyone loves a stoner chick..... peacee

I am in living in Paris for one year. I have been here already for quite some time, and it is become almost intollerable now, with all of the combination of herb and tobacco. No one here has any sort of smoking device other than papers. When I went to try to buy a bong in Paris, I came across head shops that sold bongs for over 200 euro. That is crazy! I am from Panama, and am used to smoking out of water pipes constantly. I really miss the good ole' days, of a good proper smoke session. Pretty please will you help me out?

I had a bong very dear to me. I called it the green life, mostly because it was green and this simple tube changed my life. It was first a gift from my friend at Christmas time. At new years someone decided to lift my bong and take it with them. 3 months later my friend said a green bong with the carving CH (My initials) was left at his house after a party. I inspected the bong and sure enough it was mine. A few weeks later me and two of my close friends were smoking and a cop pulled up next to my car. I got fined for having marijuana in my car and the cop took my bong. Well when I went to pay my ticket sure enough there was my bong on that dicks desk holding some flowers. So I quickly took the bong and ran, paying the ticket at a later date. 4 weeks ago my bong was knocked out of my second story window onto the concrete sidewalk below. When I got downstairs to inspect it, it was right side up without a scratch. I figured this bong was sent from God for me to smoke weed. 3 days ago in my car we were getting ready to get baked. As soon as I packed the bowl my friend saw a cop and thew it out the window breaking it into a million pieces. I no longer have a bong but still respect my friend for his decision. That is why I deserve a new, please let it be green, bong!

BECAUSE ALL I EVER DO IS HUSTLE AND SMOKE TRY TO MAKEENDS MEET FOR ME AND MY ROOMATE MY PARTNER AND DAMIT I NEED TO WIN SOMETHING FOR ME CAUSE IM BROKE AND TIRED OF NOT HAVEING SHIT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BONG IT WOULD BE JUST GREAT TO WIN IT

its sad to say i am having the worst time ever. i lost my job. today i broke my bong. it feel off the table and broke and i have nothing to smoke out of now but a can. i need a new bong please help em it

I have been a toker for over 14 yrs. and take my token seriously enough to know that smoking from a Bong is the 2nd most bud conserving method to ingesting bud, next to a Vaporizor!! Even though using a vaporizor is also the more healthy approach, I have a life long love affair w/ bongs.....I like my pleasure spiked w/ pain! There is nothing that compares to sealing your lips around the mouth of a bong while exhaling every last bit of air left in your lungs, cover the carb, count down from 10......... prepare yourself for the ultimate clambake and take that first step onto the reefer rocket to cloud nine.........3...,...2...,1...BLAST-OFF!!! Yeah, I aint gonna lie, bongs rule my 420 universe!!!

hey just wanted to let yall know why i deserve a free bong. I have made more ghetto bongs out of waterbottles than anyone else. i would rather nothing more than to take a bong toke over anything else. I also had a bong but it got smashed so now i am in desperate need of a new one. please help me out

me and my friends made up a game with ar bongs we play as if they are warriors and base points on how hard they hit..so plz i need a new warrior thx..

A bong is something that I've always enjoyed with some good friends and a good mood. Yes, there are many people here that are asking for you to give them the free bong, some for good reasons. However, I'm not just telling you I love to get stoned and that's why you should give it to me. I used to have a family of glass that I loved immensely, but due to various complications (police, forgetful stand-ups on hard surfaces, parental discovery, etc.) my family has dwindled in numbers. Now I am about to move into a new house and what better way to break in the freshness of a new house with the freshness of a new bong? A large piece such as a bong would receive extra special treatment and love and herald a new era of communal pleasure and merriment. Again, while there are many worthy of such a prize, I beseech you to grant my request and make my green sessions exceptional. Thank you for considering me and good luck with the results.

ok im 15 and every time i go to smoke, i have to make some ghetto solution to a pipe. COME ON!! it works but, hey! its soo damn annoying and dont have any hookups.

I am a stoner. no that doesnt cover it. i am a majorly baked all the time stoner. atleast i was... i now live in my non smoking dads basement. i left my last house quickly and my bong was broken in the process. My dad is a major tight wad and is nosy he asks me where all my money goes and expects an answer. plus it is his car i have to use and if anyone reading this lives in rural minnesota you understand how far i have to drive to find a head shop. basically im boned. i have a smoke connection that delivers and doesnt charge but nothing good to smoke it from :( just one very small partially broken straight bowl that leaks on me. help!!

Well, it would seem tht i do not really deserver it more then the rest of the people. It would be nice to have a real bong. From an early age after me parents divorce i became differnt then the rest of the kids. I was more dreamie, more imaginative, i was of a differnt backround, and everyone looked up to me. When i got older i started to play baseball for my home town, and there i became the best ballplayer of my agegroup. I eventully joined a AAA association and continued on. Over time the game became less to me, it was now a chore. I dident much like having to persue my fathers dream. One day i was with my buddy on our bikes riding down this road in the morning. We were going down this big hill and i guess i wiped out and lost memory of tht day. but ever since then, its like my mind has brodend. Its all about peace and love. We must change the present times, all the fucking wanna be sterotypes in the media, turning an entire generation to shit. Soil to dirt. Its like once they had nutrients and wht not, and were healthy and striving, but after their soul was mouldid into the wall. As pinkfloyd said: all in all your just another brick in the wall.

So, in conclusion to this greater then expected note. i would much apreciate the bong. I recently bought a shaft and a bowl, only to find tht it was made out of plastic. i got jipped, and i cant find papers, or pipes or nothin. it gets anooying having to construct youre own bong all the bloddy time.

Bye

i could really use a bong rite now.. would make my life a lot easier :)
& il get your website more custom! :D

Well I currently only own one bowl unfortunately..About a week ago I failed a piss test for my PO and he found the need to have my house searched for any pipes,plants, or other drug possession..Well I freaked and broke one bong & gave the other 2 pipes and bong away to friends..So I havent taken a rip in awhile..And I did a deed to others that needed bong/pipes @ the time. & I love your bongs..I want one =D..But i'll buy one either way I really need one haha.

Well let me first tell you my story,.. I was born and raised in Denver Co. and just this summer I had to move to northern kentucky because my dad had a job offer and he took it with out telling anyone about it and just told me to pack up cuz we were movin, so that really pissed me off cuz i had to pretty much leave all my friends and family and start all over. So right now I just have a little 4'' glass pipe and i really love to smoke a nice bong, so i always make a little home made bong out of like a water bottle and a mini maglight flashlight for a bowl. I guess it works pretty good but nothin beats a good ol' BONG! So if I win this bong I would really be greatful for it and tell everyone where i got it and hopefully get you guys some new costomers lol. Well I really hope you consider me for the give away..

Thanks a bunch,
Steve

I dropped my pipe... On my way to get high and it fell.. smashed all over the pavement, ruined the day.. sucked ass! Need 2nd chance!!!!

and i just had sex 3 time with my sexy girl <3 herrrr
this is the best weed ever and i need a new bong !!!!

man to be honest i just wanna smoke
SO GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN BONG

I deserve a bong becuase I got real high and typed up this elaborate reason, and then got even higher, and now i dont know if i really ever sent it or not!

Let me start out by telling you a story! I once bought a water pipe from another internet website (which i shall leave nameless?) Well anyways, they said it would come with 2 free glass pipes and a glass screen. THEY LIED. Nothing about my order was accurate, even the color of the bong was not what it was stated, and I received no glass bowls or glass screens. When I wrote the site back they said that they would send my order right away; it never came!
That would have been the last time I would have ever boughten a water pipe online, but then I stumbled onto this site. The huge selection and afordablity quickly changed my mind. And since then I have shown several of my friends and colleagues this site and I know for a fact they have boughten several glass pipes.
That brings me to where I am now. I just now got on this site with the idea of buying a new water pipe. And then I stumbled onto this part of the site where you can request a free bong.
So I am requesting one, not only because I want one, but because it would prove my point that YOUR SITE IS THE BEST INTERNET HEAD SHOP ON THE WEB!

Let me start out by telling you a story! I once bought a water pipe from another internet website (which i shall leave nameless?) Well anyways, they said it would come with 2 free glass pipes and a glass screen. THEY LIED. Nothing about my order was accurate, even the color of the bong was not what it was stated, and I received no glass bowls or glass screens. When I wrote the site back they said that they would send my order right away; it never came!
That would have been the last time I would have ever boughten a water pipe online, but then I stumbled onto this site. The huge selection and afordablity quickly changed my mind. And since then I have shown several of my friends and colleagues this site and I know for a fact they have boughten several glass pipes.
That brings me to where I am now. I just now got on this site with the idea of buying a new water pipe. And then I stumbled onto this part of the site where you can request a free bong.
So I am requesting one, not only because I want one, but because it would prove my point that YOUR SITE IS THE BEST INTERNET HEAD SHOP ON THE WEB!

right the reason is that i love bongs i do love a blunt every so offten but the other day i had my mate over for a nice smoke and we got really recked and he sorter fell on my bong collection and now i only have a pocket bong which aint no good really so im dying for a new bong and ive been looking around but aint found one that looks as good as that one there. so please please send me the free bong i love you lol please

I just got out into my own place and i only use pipes or roll. One of these bad ass bongs would be KILLER to have and replace the junk i use. Hopefully you can hook me n the boys up !!!

First off I have to say that this is one of my top 3 favorite places to shop online. Secondly f*ing boyfriends! ERRRRRRR! About a month ago I was vacationing up in Minnesota when I came across this tobacco shop. I was only going inside for a soda until I saw their glass pipes! Now let me tell you that this wasn't a place where I would normally shop! One fascinating blue bubbler caught my eye. I was only approximatly 8" but i fell in love with the colors. Not to mention the chamber twisted up to the mouthpiece. After about a half hour contemplating whether or not I needed this piece I bought it. It became a part of my daily routine. Wake up, smoke, go to work, come home, smoke, watch tv, smoke, play on the net, smoke, smoke while playing on the net, go to work, come home, smoke, go to bed. One gloomy Wednesday morning I headed off to work and left my boyfriend at home. After I had one of the worst days at work and just wanted to come home to my bubbler, sit down in the lazy boy and smoke I hear even more bad news. My wonderful boyfriend of whom I love dearly had broken my most cherished piece. And honestly it was my favorite piece of about 30 that I've had over the last 4 years. There is no possible way of even fixing it and it is one of a kind!!! If this isn't good enough to win a free bong then I don't know what is!!!

I think i deserve a free bong because i just recently moved to a new town i am working full time to pay for my apartment i am still in skewl
i dont really know neone here yet and my bong got confiscated by the cops grrr so i think it would be cool if you picked me thankyou for reading this and having this competition
the very best to all you other stoners out there!!!

For the past four months I have been saving up to buy this bong of perfection from a local smoke store. I finally get it and within two days this drunk asshole knocks it over and it shatter into a million pieces. I was obviously heartbroken and devastated. I would love to get another bong but being that I am a ridiculously broke college student(who works 40+ hours a week and has 21 hours of class a week) I can't even afford to spend $30 to buy a very basic bong. Please help me out and send me this bong! I am not even asking for anything nice, just something at all. Please!!!

To begin with, I am not asking for this bong for my own purposes only.
You see, my friend Tessa and I have a smoking room that is absolutely perfect. We have weed that is absolutely perfect. The only problem is that we do not have a bong. We don't have money. We just spent our last few dollars on gas that we desperately needed in order to drive back and forth around town trying to find our friend Casey to ask him to make us a techno song called "Finger Fuck Revolution". It took us two whole days, and we got lost a lot, including twice in the same driveway, but our tireless efforts finally brought us victory, and we found him. He's even going to make us the song.
Anyway, not only do we have no money, but we do not even have any rolling papers. We have no money to buy these either, and neither of us has the desire to mooch off of other people (unless it is this website for a bong). So, we have been using the pages of a "The Office" notepad, and before that, a phonebook. We have smoked Dwight's face several times, as well as the printed names and phone numbers of countless people named "Jesus".
Well, the guilt is becoming too overwhelming. We cannot continue this blasphemy, and we fear that if this problem continues, we will have no choice but to abandon smoking altogether. Just kidding. But we really don't want to have to keep smoking Dwight.

I deserve to win a free bong because bongs are my favourite way to smoke the sweet garss, and I no longer have a bong thanks to a close friend. I spent alot of money on this bong, (well worth it while it lasted) and cannot afford another at this point in time. I am not the greatest at rolling so the bong would really help me (and friends) out. I hope you will consider picking me to win a free bong, it would really make my day.
Thank you
Ps: I have been a long time fan of your site, and think it rocks!

i need a bong so much because the more stoned i get, the quieter the people
in the trees talk. who fucking likes hearing imaginary people anyways right. so help me out and if you decide to give me the bong i'll be your best friend forever.

Oh how I wish I had a bong.
Oh how I long for it so.
So that I can smoke all night long.
The skunky and the dro.
Please oh please give me that bong,
so my life may be complete.
I only pray that before too long
I'll have the nicest bong on my street.

My buddies and I are dedicated stoners, Our dilemma is that we our constantly making home made devices to smoke out of, its time consuming, a pain in the butt, and above all its just not the same as a real bong. We smoke about 2-3 times a day and a bong could really come in handy so we dont have to make a home made device out of a water bottle and or can every, to every other time we smoke. I believe we deserve this free bong over all others simply because we would appreciate it most because of its convienence to us all, as we would not have to make a home made device every time we smoke.

Thankyou for your time.
-Greg

I am on a fixed income paying off a morgage and i can get weed whenever i want but i havent had the money lately to buy a decent device. Ive been wasting my time with horrible homemades tht make my experience an absolute nightmare. Im busy working alot and when i get home i like to kick back and relax with a toke or two but with nothing to use it makes it impossible. Ive been under alot of stress lately (car engine blew, my father having kidney failure, family drama) and to have the privlige of owning such a great thing would make it all better. Please choose me, it would help me out a great deal.

i was walking down the road with my mate going to his house and the police pulled us over for no reson, and then searchd us and found my three way alien head!!!!!!!! they also found my stash n this shit aint cool no bong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting ready to turn 40, my step monsters... I mean step kids are from hell, my husband's uptight, meds don't help, pipes get lost, I have permanent back and neck injuries(not to mention the 60 lb weight gain) from some idiot that slammed me at a light, I am bipolar with adhd, and will stay awake for days at a time(5 days being the longest).... Need I say more? I REALLY deserve a bong... I need to relax!!!!

I should get a free bong because i have never smoked out of one. Also I am a Ninja HI-ya a hashashin. And The final reason is I will share the love with others ^^

wot a phat webpage me n the missus r thinking about going to the dam so it really gave us a few tips! i think i deserve to win the sexy bong uv got on display because i have been a stoner for many years and ive always used the same bong it has been with me through all my trials and tribulations but recently snapped in half due to 'over' use! i miss my bong it looks very much like yours. IF i win it will be like having an old friend back!!please please please please let me win...

i deserve this bong because i am a true stoner
nothing can come between me and bud in any way a couple of years back when i was still in high school my parents challenged my love for bud by sending me to two different rehabs over in Arizona, only reason i got thru that was knowing how high id get after going so long without smoking. after all that about year or so later when that shit was done i got into some shit with the cops encountered some police brutality for calling some pigs "pigs" i got 50 hrs of community service and probation with piss tests. My dedication to weed was not affected, but i almost killed myself from drinking a shitload of water before every test. the reason i cant buy a bong myself is because id rather spend it all on weed, blunts and food. Now though, since i need to start training for wrestling again and blunts are too dirty for the lungs if you will, and i would rather stick a bowl in my ass then put one of those pieces of shit to my lips. and because i put more effort into writing this shit than any essay in my life

I think i deserve a free bong because i'm a stuggling college student who needs a nice fat bowl at the end of the day. A bong would be an amazing step up from my old metal pipe (which is the only piece i got). A friend of mine let me hit his new bong and it was so smooth it made me need a bong. I would take care of it and it would be a nice way to end my busy day. Seriously, come on.

I have been smoking for 8 months but never have I used a real bong. I have made plenty of them, once out of a lightbulb an old cologne sample bottle and a tube. Once of a vitamin water bottle a tampon applicator and a piece from the edge of audio equipment. More recently out of a childs sippy cup and the end of a coaxical cable. I have made waterfalls out of bottles that produced incredible hits yet I have never taken a hit out of a real bong....Please make my dream come true and send me a free bong!

fuck man, i had a bong before and someone dropped it and it shattered. then i got a pipe and someone stole it from me. im stoned all the time, and i need this bong cause it'd be sweet.

Over the past number of years I have been on a quest, mostly one of self fulfillment and enlightenment. Along the way I have discovered the pleasures and benefits of certain smokeable herbs and have used those to enhance my quality of life as well.
More recently, roughly a few years ago, I began a new branch in my quest that involved social mastery. There are certain elements to social encounters and even certain social encounters themselves that are tricky at best even when you know what you are doing. Having sharply honed social skills is nothing to turn a nose up at, for it is a long and difficult road to travel and by traveling that road you earn those skills as a sort of badge of honor. They help you in any situation in life, even going so far as helping create "lucky" situations like getting out of a speeding ticket or getting a discount on something you really want.
Ok so, this is all just filler really... The real point is that in order to get off my rear and go try crazy social theories out in the "field" in the beginning I needed a little chemical motivation. It gave me a much needed emotional cushion so I could just go out and have fun trying new things and meeting new people.
Every time I went out I would use my bong. It has the nickname "Greenmachine" and is of course green colored as well as covered with random stickers that friends and myself have put on it as the years went by.
Anyway, I now have a business teaching social skills to others and it's thanks in large part to the use of a good bong. It gave me that chemical boost I needed to become successful.
Now, as far as any bongs service goes, this one has done admirably considering that it is made of acrylic, but it is finally starting to show some age. It would be of great benefit if a new healthy bong were to come along and allow the Greenmachine to retire before the crack that runs halfway down his back makes it all the way to both ends.
Really I do this for the Greenmachine. It has been many years of good faithfull service and it's time he got some retirement and much needed rest.

I don't think you should give the bong to someone who "thinks" they need it more, or someone who has broken a piece. We have all broke many many amazing pipes and bongs and who knows what else. The point I am trying to make is that no one deserves a bong. But I just wanted to let you know that I deserve it as much as anyone else.
-Thanks

give me that bong or ill stab myself in my friends vagina..ahhhh! chunnnnnnnnn, tssss! but really, give me that balls kickin bong shon. it will make my life so much more easier, with minus the trouble of buyin my own that is.

My Buddy and I were getting blunted up in good fashion. It was right at the time of the day where young elementary school kids are being carted home by their parents. We drove right by an elementary school only to find a cop in front right next to us. My buddy looks the cop in the eyes takes a hit and nods to him. Nothing else happens. Cop simply smiles and continues.

help that bastard won't fucking pay me back

DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY TO ONE AND MY WHOLE FAMILY IS FULL OF STONERS ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A FREE BONG !!!!! I'LL PUT IT TO GOOD USE I PROMISE

Looking for a bong to make my life complete long and slender like gwyneth paltrows neck, like flamingos legs, like a resevoir of slenderness base on your photo you would bring me much happiness in my life in this lonely world we live in

Now why should I get a bong?

To whom this may concern:

I could wine like countless other people and beg to god that I will receive a bong or... I could actually explain my situation in detail.

I grew up in a poor neighborhood in California, USA. Weed was the best thing that made me get through bad situations in life especially watching my mother shoot up heroin almost 24/7. When I was 16, I was known as the guy who could get you anything! I could get people nice bongs, bomb weed, and other things... but I have never had a bong... ever. Sure, I have tried the bong and it's awesome, but I would really like the satisfaction of having a bong for me and all the guys down the street to enjoy. Sure I work and earn an honest living for myself, but I am barely getting by on the bills and I just couldn't see myself choosing a bong over food that could last me a week.

In short, please consider this inquiry as I really am in need of this bong to better my smoking experience. Forget joints or even pipes when you can smoke out of a nice bong. :)

Yours truly,

Laith A.

I'm English and my upper lip is too stiff, what what, I need some hardcore muscle relaxing action in the form of a bong, and having spent all my hard earned money on weed something free to smoke it from would be quite admirable (damn theres that upper lip again), Anyway joints just don't cut the English mustard (its spicier then that french stuff!).

Because i had a vision it fortold of the forthcoming bong comp and told me win the bon.....save the world!!!!

i cant smoke without a bong.
so much blow and no to smoke.
i cant smoke.
why.
because i have no bong.
a bong is what i long.
get high and hgher and never come down.
thats what i would do.
IF i had a bong.
i already have a lighter
and my weed will make me get higher
if i onlu had a bong.
please
please
please
please
please
please
this is my life.
I NEED A BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

the title pretty much explains it. my husband is in iraq and my friends and all my favorite paraphenilia are in amsterdam, where i stayed for A MONTH. due to travel complications i wouldnt be able to bring my instruments back with me to germany so i left them to permanently reside with a cherished and loving friend. so while i sit here in my house in germany and patiently wait to go back to the dam or for my hubby to get back from the desert, i am smoking lonely little joints. Joints who's weed, in a time like this, deserves to be respected not with the mere help of a flimsy paper and tippy, but with a glorious instrument invented by the galaxies above, a brand ass spanking new bong. a bong that will send my faithful prayers on a much "higher" route to the gods in space, glittering at me from the night sky.

ok check it out...ive been smokin for the past 8 years and ive always had to rig up shit. it sucks especially when somewhere out there is a sweet bong that will fuck you up soo.. much and you dont have to make that shit either. just pack it in and light it up, now why cant i just do that... well cause i dont have a bong. i am desperate to have my own piece and to show other people that i got some good shit. if you smoke as much as i do i know you know what the hell i mean. it sucks never having your own piece and always makin shit. so please i am begging you, just please hook me up! im sure you can relate to me and hated it when you didnt have your own.
help me out!!

WHY I SHOOD WIN A BONG

I would like a new bong because im always looking 4 more. . i collect bongs, pipes, hookahs, etc. I have over 40 pieces rite now . a new bong would help fill some shelf space in my room and help keep me high for my tech support job.
i really really need a bong because im getting truly tired of making them out of two liter cocacola bottles & because i deserve one. i do nice things all the time for people and i always like to try new things .. i mow lawns for the elderly and i do things for people just because i feel like i have to do so. i am just an overall good person. and i smoke quite often and when i smoke i just usually roll a joint or smoke out of a tinny. and its just getting to be a pain to have to save up for weed. and papers and foil. also need the bong because travis called the cops on me and they took all my bongs and pipes allong with about three grams ihad left from the haft ounce ihad bot the day b4. need this bong to ease the pain when I think of where all my old bongs are,

i would highly appreciate it if you would just consider me as a winner for this contest. thankz $$$$$$$$$

CARRIE

i need a bong because ive made over 30 of my own bongs out of household items but still dont have an actual bong. ive used pop bottles, lugnuts, pens, straws, basically anything. i even have used a tums bottle to make one when i was desperate. i usually hold them together using a glue gun or some bubble gum or super glue but i am sick of doing all this work i need a real bong!!

I am sitting here with lots buddss
im am lonely though
for which because i have no bong.
i need this bong for nights like this
i have nothing to cheif out of
i just broke my bowl

last night i went to a friends house i mean everytime i go there they smoke me out. well due to a horrible cough i had, they lend me a spoon to smoke out of while they smoked out of a bong.well while smoking the spoon i layed it down on the edge of the couch then forgeting it was there i pushed off the couch making to spoon fall to its death!!! well anyways they were nice about the incident saying "ohh its a a accident" and stuff i felt bad. they loved it they told us that they were glad it was the spoon that broke and not the bong. well remember the bong they were smoking out of a 12" bong with a blue shark on it all glass there first bong they bought. well later that night the bong was placed on the ground after loading a bowl. the owner the same girl that wasnt angry about the spoon moved her leg to lay down and then life stopped the horrible dream came true their first child or bestfriend died.(bong) i felt so bad it killed everybodys mood. now all those she smokes out have nothing left. please help us bring the life back to a friends apartment that has always helped those in need.

well my whole family gets high in tough times and now that im gettin divorced my wife hates bongs and im tid of papes

I should get the free bong because SHOOOOOT I want it lol how do you convince one that you DESERVE A BONG.. I cant, so I wont.. I think its HOTT ass HELL and I would love to smoke out of it haha... I DESERVE the free Bong because its empty and I would love to fill it up wit SOMTHIN.. Thats when Im gonna start smokin til Im chokin... My old bong broke I had to super glued HIM BACK TO LIFE... PLUS ORANGE BLUE AND GREEN are jus hott colors HOLLA signin out SMOKIN HOTTIE FROM JERZEE haha by get high stay fly family

i was dating this guy for about three years and he was everything to me and one night we got in a huge fight and he ended up moving out. when i came home everything i owned was gone including my bongs and pipes

well i have given my friends alot of stuff just becuase they were in the need of one i bought my friend a guitar when i had money a gave my cuz my cush that was given to me but now i have no money and i want to give my friends a good bong they can use when needed and one that they will not have to be so carefull of it not braking so please let me be a good friend and suply me with a bong

My friend kept asking to borrow my nice glass bong (bought it 5 months ago). I really didn't want to because I thought she might get too :) and break it accidentally. Well, I did borrow it to her and she didn't even have it for 2 days and broke it. Now I don't have a bong anymore. Help! I need a new bong. :(

OK HEY MY NAME IS CODY
I AM A POT HEAD AND I WANT A BOG CAUSE I HAVE NEVER OWNED ONE IN MY LIFE AND THOSE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I CAN SMOKE OUT OF CAUSE OF MY ASTHMA I CAUG TO MUCH ON JOINTS AND GIVES ME A SORE THROUGHT SOO PLEAS GIVE ME A FREE BONG SOOO I CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY MY SMOKING EXPERIENCE

i think i deserve a bong for i love mary jane the only bitch that keeps coming back to me anyway my bong broke cant afford a new one

Im a single mom living with my mom, getting stoned wit my lil sister. My son cloged the toliet, flooding the bathroom and thus having my mom check out the bathroom n finding my bong. That shit phuk'n sucked....

I, Kela Ryan, need a bong.. *Sigh* I have a mental disorder called withoutpotiwillkillyouallandrapeyourmom-idos and I haven't had pot in... *dramatic pause* 2 weeks *tears fall* and my cousin.. Broke my bong.. My disorder has started kicking in more and more the longer I have to wait the worse it gets.. And I accidentally threw a chiwuaua into the lake and broke a wall.. No matter what they say it wasn't my fault, it's faits.. No bong=death to all humanity... Please help the world.. And yourself.. And me.. For if Kela doesn't have a bong.. You're killing our world.. And without a world.. There's no pot.. And without pot.. Now that's just not right.. It's not right man! *Dramatic music in the background as I fade away into the darkness without a bong..

First of all, I'd like to commend you on a great website. This website is very cool, and well designed. You can tell that someone was trying to make a great impression when they designed this site.
I want a bong because i think that I can make put it to great use. I typically smoke between 1/2 oz and 1 oz a day, so the bong would definitely see lots of action. Living in America, it is hard to get things especially if your city doesn't have a head shop. Plus, being disabled and unable to work affects my ability to afford the things that i want. I live with chronic pain in my lower back due to a back injury while laying concrete, and Cannabis is the only thing that has worked to relieve my pain. Getting a bong would allow me to get the most for my money because the power of a hit is that which is unmatched by any other smoking implement.

i deserve a free bong because i have NEVER in MY LIFE owned a real bong....
i mean i have made my share of sweet bongs but i have never owned a bong from a head shop nor have i had my own pipe i am 20 years old damn near 21 and have never owned a "sik" , "ill", "tight" or even nice bong that was originally made to smoke from...... under privledged....under paid....and bongless.....
that is why i deserve a free bong .... i deserve a bong for all the times i have takin the blame for the weed found in my friends car just so they didnt lose there job or get a parol violation... i am just a pot motivated good samaritan and i deserve a free bong for all of my good deeds to all my friends of potheads annonymous
thats why.....

... because they're amazing.
i love smoking.
i love smoking bowls,
i love smoking blunts,
i love smoking jays,
i love taking rips of a volcano vaporizer...


but there is nothing, AND I MEAN NOTHING, better than taking bong rips. bong rips have gotten me through sad times, and happy times. i try to take as many hits from any bong at any given time as is possibly possible at that given time and location, because i just love bongs. they're cleaner, and they RIP your lungs apart, and get you fuckin RIPPED!

I need a bong because i've had one for four years, and i've taken very good care of it. It's never been knocked over by my drunk friends or pets or taken by the cops or my parents, i have protected it with my very life, and i love it dearly, and because of that i don't want to use it too much! things happen and i want that little baby to last forever. i wish i had a nice little acrillic bong i could just kick around with, and take bong rips wherever i deemed fit, without fear... or atleast without fear of breaking otherwise loosing the use of my most prized posetion. i'm not sure what the judging criterion is for this little competition, but if the marijuana gods decide they want me to have a bong, then it will happen.

peace, love & bongrips

just give me one i dont need a reason

My tenth anniversary is coming up and I need to get my wife a present. It has to be worthy of a tenth anniversay and a new bong would make celebrating it much more fun.

I bought a 4 foot glass bong about 4 weeks ago. It cost 275, my freind came over and he was messed up on xanax and he ended up knocking it over and broke it. I didnt even have it for 2 weeks. On top of it schools out and I had to move back into my parents house for the summer and there is not a head shop for miles and I miss the Hits From The Bong.

BAHA

why should i win a bong. i should win a bong because i deserve one. i do nice things all the time for people. i mow lawns for the elderly and i do things for people just because i feel like i have to do so. i am just an overall good person. and i smoke quite often and when i smoke i just usually roll a joint or smoke out of a tinny. and its just getting to be a pain to have to save up for weed. and papers and foil. i would highly appreciate it if you would just consider me as a winner for this contest. thankz

I'm a 40 yr old hippie who is still using a bong I bought in 1987. It used to be bright orange, but now it's a murky brownish grayish grunge tube! A new bong would take me to new levels of bowl burning and work wonders on my bong-cough! C'mon.....help an old-school smoker out!

I really really need a bong because im getting truly tired of making them out of two liter bottles of so da and pens as well as making them with my hands

I was smokin with my friends and i had one more bowl.....our last fuckin bowl.... i hid the bong behind this chair cuz i didnt want my dad to see and my gf came home and sat in the chair i hid it behind and smashed the damn thinG! so we didnt get to smoke our last bowl......not untill our dealer came over and gave me a lil tiny fuckin pipe.....but nothing is better than a bong!

YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT MY 4 YR OLD KEEPS BREAKING MY STUFF.I HIDE IT HE FINDS IT HELP I CAN'T AFFORD THIS ANYMORE

I need a bong because i have to use a dead donkey's dick to smoke my weed, and i'm starting to get these funny looking warts on my lips. PLEASE HELP ME

I need the bong cuz the only way for me to smoketh tha weed is to use a coke can, it kinda sux. but its better than nothing PLS i am very desperate.

Why don't you all just go out n' buy a bong instead of hoping that some website will give you charity..? Ps: Got plenty of bongs myself.

when you say you are giving a bong out you have a lot of friends but i must admit the thought of recieving a free bong would make this stoner a happy man

Well it goes like this. Me and my fiancee had saved up $100 dollars for this 2 chamber glass bong that we fell in love with. It actually came with a case and everything. We used it for about one month until one night we forgot to take it apart and put it back into it's case. We hide our bongs in the far corner of our bedroom that just so happens to be around the sleeping place of our cat Leslie. This cat is huge and with very heavy feet! Murphy's Law of course the night we forget to put it back in it's case it was destroyed :( What happened was when she jumped off of her bed, her back paws hooked onto to it and created a domino effect! Over goes the bong banging off the side of the entertainment unit and SMASH! We were so dissapointed and were frustrated for a bit. It was not the cats fault it was ours. I tried to mend it with yellow electrical tape but it seemed like there was too much air getting in. At the end of it we threw it in the garbage with some tears rolling! LOL Now we have been resorted to smoking doobies, which in itself is okay but not the same as the satisfaction we would get from a bong. Money is tight right now so I cant see the purchase of a bong in order for awhile. Sometimes we have some friends over and they always rag on us on how we do not have a bong anymore:( Well I would like to thank you for your time to listen to my bizarre story! If your bong has a case, remember to put it back in it before you go to bed if you own a large cat! I'm not begging but PLEASE! LOL

obviously my name is bryan. i live in gilroy, CA. the reason why i feel i should win a bong is because whenever i get money, i spend about 60 % on my friends. one time, when i got about $2,000 in one week, i bought my friend a 2 foot steam roller and a bubbler stem for their bong. also for the first day i got the money, i bought 3/4 around like seven people. the rest of the money i got went to more weed that whole week. lets just say i've spend about $5,000 between me and my friends. plus i'll be really happy if i get that bong. thank you.

plz give me the bong because i really dislike joints and blunts i bought a bong yesterday but already the shity hing has broke i dropped it like half a feet n it smashed so plz give me the bong i wood be very grateful

I feel that i deserve this bong cause im the first person to go political and say that every house in this country of ours needs a bong just to forget all the bullshit our homeland is going through....Bush is fuckin up.

And my nickname is babingbong so thats like a sighn from god

i am the one true person that deserves this beyond anybody else. few months a ago me and my friends get pulled over mind you i had just taking a massive hit that had me coughing like if i was on my death bed. Cop ask whats wrong im choking blah blah blah bullshit where is it and discovers the bong. Now the worse part...he makes me brake it in front of him and tear my juicy jays in pieces:( my bong my friend for 5 years gone by my hand. Ill tell you what i should of done is bash it over his FUCKEN head!!

plz plz give me a free bong i h8 smoking joints i jist like gitiin stoned

listen a bong wuld make my life so much easier.. do you kno what is is to have weed.. and not smoke it because u have to go to the store when its freezing out walk about 7 blocks{long ass blocks} spend money on a dutch, then go home just to roll a blunt. it sucks... its time consumming, its spends money. so if u can help me the trouble please send me this bong asap

I love smoking out of bongs, but ive never owned one, so i dont get to smoke out of one very often. but if i had my own bong i could do it whenever i wanted to. So Please give me the bong

Im 18 and need a bong bad. When i go to a friends party all we do is smoke joints we need a killer fucking bong real damn bad. I dont even know how to roll a joint its to complicated for my fucking brain.I neeeeeeeeeeed a bong im a chick with needs and one of them is a good ass bong do you have one for me?

So basically.
I need a bong.
&& I want a bong.
How great will it be to pull out my bong in the afternoon, smoke, and then wander the vegitation around me, parks, forests, rivers, etc.
that would be soo wonderful. My buddy bong would be soo happy in my possesion.
I'd treat him with the most care.
He will become a part of me.
sooo you should let me have the bong.
because we arent ment to be together.
thank you very much.
Jamie

ok a bong is frekin great i want one cause i spend all my money on pot am tired of smokin` in homemade one and joints and i have smoked in one i loved it so much so yeah pleze choose me and ill "use" it properly

she is hot.....need i say more?

do you understand how fun it is to smoke while your playing xbox live? if you dont then youve never done it. and your not a real stoner. so piss off.

Have you ever wanted to get home from work and fire up a big bong? Wait though... You then realize that your bong is broken. Well fuck that. You work at a bowling center all damn day long, and have to deal with people who have no fucking clue what there talking about and all you wana do is go home and smoke one. What happens when somthing breaks? I gotta fix it... What happens when some one wants to bitch? I gotta hear it. Well fuck that. Fuck that and Fuck Superbowl

To advance the stoner high life, I hereby do solmonly swear that any and all hits will be offered to the Pot gods. May we all have peace, munchies, and a full bowl of some good shit. Let's celebrate and smoke a bowl....Cool hell yea!

Sad story man =,( I just fell sleep and..... crash !!! broken glass, isn´t the saddest history? ...help One bro in the necessity.
fermo

I was in graduate school & they had this seminar about how marijuana causes memory loss & I brought up that the memory loss is short term & that marijuana is mildly neuroprotective in the long run. Then I said, YEAH...AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO IMPROVE MY MEMORY RIGHT NOW. Sure, I was out of work for a year, but it was totally worth the look on their face.

Listen, it's hard going off to teach at some third rate community college everyday, let alone trying to smoke in the parking lot.

give me the bong.

if you give it to me (im from canada) bongs are legal but there isnt anygood headshops you will get more links cause i will menstion this on my web pages

i'm a medical marijuana patient in california.i have 3 kids and have been smoking from the same bong since high school ha you say i'm 41 yrs old.I have been getting great medication thanks to the compassion of others i also use a shampoo bottle sometimes.i would love to have a new bond i would put it in a file cabinet i have and noone would get their hands on it.My beast is about 3 inches thick with duck tapeIt still has the original metal bowl so help a brother out please for the love of the herb educate,regulate,medibate

Hey, I'm not gonna lie. I think i deserve a bong the most, and let me tell you why. Not only am i stoned to the high heavens right now, but since i started smoking weed, i fell in love with it so much that i stopped drinking alcohol altogether and have done no other drug than my daily dose of THC! I've gotten several of my nonsmoking friends to switch to weed. But the part that really bums me out is that i had to move from cali to colorado because my mom is real sick and i have to help take care of her. she is a complete stoner too. and i live in boulder so everyones always tokin it up, and since i'm out of work right now i can only smoke what i bum from my friends. whenever i can get weed, i'm always gettin everyone else high and we only have one bong for all our friends and i cant afford to get a bong, and i would really love to have it because it will not only be mine, but it will be used everyday by all of my friends and even my poor mom who only rolls joints. give it to a dedicated stoner who just wants to share the joy with the people she loves, and to say thanks to everyone who helps me get high!

i'm not going to lie a new bong would be nice but all these people on here with there sob stories is a little depressing i mean jesus christ if you have to enter a contest to get a new bong than you aint a real blazer anyway i smoke everyday no lie i have plenty of bongs bowls ect. but one thing i don't have is a sad story so i can bullshit my way to a new bong and thats real talk so peace love and good luck$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I need a bong bad, you see my dad is on probation and the cops can come and search the house any time, and they did, even though they are there to search for my dad they went in my room since they were unexpected i didnt hide it and they found it, thank god i cleaned it very thoroughly earlier because they didnt find resin and i didnt get in trouble, but since it was in my room and they couldnt prove i smoked weed out of it they just took it from me , i dont know if they can do that though, all well i was just glad that i didnt have to go through a bunch of bullshit, so please i really need a new bong.

I live in a small town in Kentucky where we have only a flea market to get our smoking supplies. Last year strong winds blew our only supplier into pieces and it has yet to be rebuilt. Now I must drive over two hours to get to a smoke shop in ohio to be able to smoke from anything other than home-made bong or what you can buy from a gas station. Please HELP!

i really need a bong because the only place i can get one is at this big ass chinesse mall, which they sell it in the sex shop, which i cant go in cause im not over 18.. and i dont think i can ask my parents "hey dad.. great day isn't it? well anyways will u buy me a bong so i can get high... pretty please" i have no clue of where else i can buy one. so im stuck with making bongs out of tic tac boxes and water bottles.. PLEASE i would greatly apperetiated if i could win this contest and be happy with a NOW BONG!
Thank you.

I think i should get the bong because im a stoner that shares. Unlike most out there, whenever I get the chance, I let people enjoy 420 and any other time of the day with me. Also, since I am pretty much poor, I need all the free smoking assistance I can get. So help a fellow stoner out. :] PeaceAndLove.

i'm hurtin for a bong, my last one got robed from me at a party so i am using tin foil n water botles. plz hook me uop with a new one

Hey guys. Im writing this to try and win one of the bongs. Now why choose me over all these other guys? For starts. Im young, and I bet I smoke twice as much as any of these guys do. Second, football season is starting and its healthier to use a bong than smoke joints. I need to keep my lungs clean so I can run laps around the other teams. Third, I use a cranberry juice bottle bong (homemade) and it kinda sucks. Fourth, it will never spend a night without being used. If you give me it I promise that I will bring my lips to Pippy Bong Stocking (I`ll name it that if you give me it) every night. Thanks for reading. Its like cheese wiz, you know you wanna.

~i go each day w/ THC
just a lil joint & me
we hit the bowl&have sum fun
im reely high when i am done
i like to smoke sum mary jane
to this day i cant complain

some is green sticky or hairy
it may even be a bit scary
even if it looks like hell
jus lite it up & breathe that smell
u can count on that lil green leaf
to replace a hard day w/releif

when we sit to smoke trees
pack the bowl again plz
standin around smokin a j
i luv to smoke that incredible hay

i luv weed & weed luvs me
im a pothead as u c
i think ill go but not for long
so heres my tribute for that free bong

I have never owned a piece. I've been smoking for about two years now and I usually make bongs out of waterbottles, but aluminum foil fumes are really bad to inhale, so save me from my cancer or whatever those fumes cause. I need something safe to smoke out of, and I dont want to always rely on my friend's bowl or something. Please, I have nothing good to smoke weed out of, how can you let a poor little girl suffer like I am?

my nanan nicked mine

a year ago 2 weeks before my birthday I get pulled over on my way home from picking up a quarter (completely sober, apparently my license plate light was out. I spend the night in the drunktank with a fat old man that smelled like feet and some kid I knew from highschool. I forgot his name. anyway they let out for $200.00, and I had to spend the rest of my income tax money on a lwayer to get my drunk driving charge reduced to o.w.i. and my possession charge dropped to use, also 1 year probation. After 4 months clean and taking too much shit from my p.o., I told her blankly I was going to boycott the piss tests and continue to smoke pot.
After 2 more weeks in jail, they let me go with no probation. I guess they know im really not a criminal.

now then the reason i think that i deserve that bong is because i m im too trustworthy n ended up losing £150 because a friend said that he need the money before he got the shit kicked out of him he sed that he'd pay me back the next week so a give him money to find out he give the money to this lass and she fucked of and my mate dissapeard for few weeks to turn up and say that hes just got the sack and a want to try something other than all my homemade devices

raised the money with help to build a community garden so everyone in our community can take the time to get to know each other.

many thanks to the herb for the insperation :)

I have been a religious smoker for a while now and all I have to smoke out of is a shitty bowl that KILLS. I really need some nice glass but I can't seem ti afford it. Please give me the free bong, if you did, I would be the happiest person in all the land. Help me get that piece of crap thing I call a bwol out of my life and get some real quality smoking accessories in. Thank you and I hope you make the right decision (which is me).

well what can i say i look at this website atleast 3 times a day, so when i finally decided to click the e-stoned competition link i was like holy mother of ganja a new bong!, for free? no way to good to be tru. so i was looking at the list and it seemed like everyone else on here was looking for sympothy,or demanding that bong and well the way i see it is if ur the type of stoner that smokes all ur friends up cause they are all to poor to buy there own then u deserve that bong, but as life and weed goes some ppl deserve it some ppl just buy it so hey if i dont win i will buy.

so hook a brother up so i can keep hooking my bro's up!

peace weed and water

I would like a new bong because I'm always looking for more. I collect bongs, pipes, hookahs, etc. I have over 40 pieces right now. My favourite bong is glass, it's kinda a white-creamy colour, with chocolate and caramel coloured swirls, it looks like an ice cream sundae, it's name is Jemima. I think I deserve the bong because I cherish each and every piece I have, I use them regularly, clean them regularly, name them all, etc. A new bong would help fill some shelf space in my room and help keep me high for my shitty tech support job.

i think that i should win a bong becuz a couple of weeks ago i go to smoke from my bong and find out its broken and since its made of plastic i tryed fixing it using tape, toilet paper, aluminium foil and even a piece of a tampon so i think that i deserve to win a bong becuz i worked hard for weeks trying to fix my bong but its unfixable so now its just an old memory that decorates my room:(and plus i smoke everyday and ive already perfected rolling and i miss smokin' outta a bong:D

i need a new bong because last night i was going2 have a smoke with my mates, i had just finished making the mix, so i sat down to have a bong when disaster struck!! i droped my glass bong and it shattered :^(
now all i've got is a stinkin carpet and a bin full of glass!
please help me!!!!!

please let me have 1 man because me and my mates bong on alot but our plastic bongs break because we smoke alot and it melts and then we make a new 1 and its annoying also we gotta chuk the old 1 out

i thinks you should give me a bong because im fucking stoned 24/7 and i always like to try new things so send me the bong cheers

iv tryed a bong when i was on holiday with one of my friends that i met there. and iv allwase wanted to get one for my own but i havent been able to. i cant role a joint to save my life so if i want to have a bit of green or anything i have to be with my friends so that they can role for me so.

I think i deserve one because on christams i brought a bong from the bong shop and the very next day my brother knocked it of and smashed it on the floor before i got a chance to use it!!!

Well the first bong I had ever gotten was on my birthday, almost a year ago now> It was a pretty awesome bong, and after buying it in one mall, we went to another, and as soon as we walked into the other mall (after taking the bus there) the cheap piece of crap bag broke, and the bong shattered into pieces, just about a half hour away from being used. So a new bong would be like an awesome birthday gift :P

check this out for x-mas we went to vancouver canada. YAY CANADA. I had a mission while I was in canada, and that was to get as many people high as i could. I came into quite abit a hashiesh before we went so i took it with me. It was some bomb blue berry northern lights hash from nor cal. I think I musta got at least 100 people high, just smoking people out at random, and hanging out at the new amsterdam cafe.

I spend my days soaring through the clouds. my feet never touch the ground. blunts everyday! i dont know what i would do without mary jane. shes even tattood on my hip <3. i feel i deserve a bong because i am as loyal to maryjane as she is to me.
*smoke weed everyday*

my ex and i were coming back home one night and was involved in an accident. i had a SWEETASS kaos piece that went thru the windshield. man i loved that bong. i NEED a new one, preferrably plastic.

Our washer broke. I spent all last Summer standing in the bathtub washing clothes. All day every day. Even towels and bedding. The man I am living with worked as a landscaper. I scrubbed his jeans by hand with a scrub brush. What got me thru all that? WEED. There's a small problem tho. I cant roll fer shit and the only pipe we have is made of come kind of water piping. I dont get much thanks for my time spent standing in the tub. A bong (which I have never had the pleasure of smoking out of) would be a wonderful gift to someone who is trapped in HELL. There's alot more to the story but I dont think you have the room. So what do ya say?? Can I please have a bong? Paweeeeeeeeze???

because....yes....thats why!

Bong Hits Taste Better! Plus my friend dropped mine and isnt replacing it.

The reason I need this Bong the cops took 6 of mine and I need 2 start over. That is why I need this Bong !!! Thank-you Cindi

I had just bought a nice glass-on-glass 3 footer to fit my new appartment. Well, I live in the South OC and lets just say, due to my skin tone, I wasnt welcomed very well in the neighborhood. One of my high school enimies lived in the complex, and to greet me, he comes down the stairwell and slams my box of goodies right outa my hands. Being 6'6" and 250lbs, I made sure he wouldnt do it again. But as it would be, my brand new 3 footer just happened to be in the bottom of that box. You can guess its fate. HELP ME! PLZ!

The major thing I have done to deserve the bong is my devout belief in the legalization and medical usage of the cannabis sativa.I even named my Pitt-Bull Mia Sativa Moore(my weed much). I am a liscensed life-time member of NORML and have taken part in some of the best that has ever been grown in this country. This is why I feel like I deserve the bong.

I deserve a bong, because I just thought up this website on my own, after a session, with no prior knowledge of its existence. It was going to be my vehicle toward a life of ease and great fortune. Seriously, I had it all worked out. But those dreams are shattered now, thanks to this truly fine site, and I figure the least you can do is send me a free bong. Thanks in advance.

Okay so i guess im supposed to convince you that i deserve the bong the most. I could try by kissing your ass and complimenting your website..or i could give you some wacked out sob story about having and illness and pot being the only drug to help, and how nice it would be to be able to smoke pot from one these bongs. But it all comes down to..who realy does deserve the bong...Well ill tell you a little about myself, and obviously your the judge, ya'll tell me if im deserving enough.
My name is william, im 19 years old, and ive been a proud parent since i was 17. I had to drop out of school to work to support my new family, and i have no regrets. I work 5 days a week from 7am untill 5pm. Im by far a stoner, i smoke on the way to work, on lunchbreak, and i even have a room at home that i smoke in (because my wife doesnt want it around the house or around our daughter). Pot is like a medicine for me, it takes away the stress from work, the stress from everything. It just mellows me out. I work pretty hard in life. Im not one of those guys that get a girl knocked up and runs out on her. Ive stuck by my family, and i feel like ive came along way. I think im pretty deserving but i dont know..hopefully you will find me deserving..and send me this damn bong. well thanks for listening to my sob story see ya

There was a small(ish) storm in my area that knocked out 3 transformers just in my general area. So as it is i have had no electricity for over two days now, and the Electric company isn't even really sure when the power will be back on, and is saying 300,000 people reported issues in the portland area. . Its, 30 degrees in my house, all the food in my refrigerator has gone bad, and i have no source of light let alone entertainment.
So, of course i look to our mutual friend mari for solace in this time of despair. If i cant have heat or power....at least let me have a much needed bong to make life worth while.

Okay, here is a story. I was driving around with a few friends in Jacksonville (actually, my friend Corey was driving, everyone else was smoking... actually, Corey was smoking too). For at least half an hour, Corey was constantly complaining that he had to go to the bathroom. He kept saying "Oh My God, I have to piss really bad, i'm gunna pull over." But he never pulled over. When he finally did, he was gone for five minutes, which was enough time for everyone else to get out of the car and do their business. When he got back into the car, i passed my bong to him and before i could ask why he took so long, he looked right into our eyes and said, "Guys.... i didn't go." Bart was in the passanger seat, and he got really mad. He said, "Corey, are you a complete fucking retard. How can you get out of the car and not go! Do you have to go to the bathroom, on a SCALE OF YES TO NO!" Everyone except Corey was lauging their asses off, and Corey rushes out of the car, and he forgets that the glass bong is in his lap. He stands up and it falls to the ground and shatters. That was my only bong and the only one I could afford, and Corey won't pay me back. I've had to take the time to roll joints and blunts, and I MISS MY BONG and have no money to get another one! I need a new bong, and if I can't get one, it might lead to some bad trips. So please consider my story next time you are smoking in a car and send me another bong so more fun times like above will happen and i will have more stories to tell.

man i just wanna lay back on my couch get fucked up with my buddez we been getting some real good shit latly and i plan to stay up watchin grandmas boy all fuckin night.woowee.. you should never throw a bong. Gimme a bong so i can just have some fuckin fun ~ ~
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i deserve a bong because i dont have a car to drive and get one closest stores r in atlantic city. joints blunst are getting old new smoking devices are the shit. i have not very much money at all i get like $10 a week for shitty allowance spent on boges and tree. and i dont have a job at the current monment and never really have. my pops just died he was a total stoner though never got the chance to toke with him. and i prommise if i win this bong on 420 it will get about a years use every hour. and i will chill with all my stoner buddies and thank e-stoned. R.I.P dad yea boi

since I was introduced to the sweet chibba in highschool I used a coke can to smoke because i couldn't really afford anything expensive since i was already using my lunch money to get baked but i have always wanted a bong i look at them all the time on web sites but a little too expensive for me still, the only water bong I have ever smoked out of is one i made out of a coke bottle, the hardest hit i have ever taken was from that homemade bong.

Why give the bong to someone else when you can give it to the biggest stoner in the world. The only people that can consider themselves a stoner is the people that smoke EVERYDAY at 4:20. Along with that my bong was stolen and i dont know who did it .. which is depressing since i use it many times daily. That should be my bong because one day i will be president and i will make it legal to smoke ANYWHERE in the world. hahaha

i deserve a bong cuz all i do is smoke pot.... alll day, everyday, 2 oz a week or so .... its about time i deserve a trophy for being such a pothead

My college housing department took away my beautiful lizard glass upon entering my room because they felt like it. Violation of the 4th, hello :O I could realy use a replacement to deal with the stress i get after school. Please pick me as the winner, it would make my life better. Thank you.

I Need A Bong More Then All These Suckers For Many Resons

1B. I Visit e-stoned On A Daily Basis And Have Told Many Of My Friends About You

2O. Bongs Are My Prefered Method Of Smoking Although Ive Never Had The Pleasure Of Owning One

3N. I Would Get Some Serious Pussy Showin Up To A Smokeout With One

4G. I Have Some Wild Dagga That Ive Been Savin To Smoke Out Of My Friends Behemoth Of A Bong But I Recently Found Out His Girlfriend Broke It Stating "You Love This Thing More Then Me" Sad Story

5!. For Years I Thought I Was A Bastard Child But I Recently Found Out e-stoned Is My Father So I Think A Bong Will Make Up For All Those Years Without A Father Figure To Teach Me The Ways Of The Plant

eeej dudes i smoke weet al day

i need a bong. i need a bong because i have bing and now need a bong to complete my 4-20, also being more than mildly mashed at the moment i can think of no reason why a free bong wouldnt be awesome, so im begging you, grant me a bong and i'll be shoutin bom shankah till the morning comes!

me n my m8s always play a game called budwiser where the first person takes a pull on a joint and says bud and keeps the smoke in and this happens with everyone and then when it gets back to the first man again he says wise and keeps the smoke in while still keeping in the smoke from the first pull and this goes round again and then he says er and when it finally gets back round to the first man he can let it out and we have always wanted to do this with shotties but sadly only have one bong atm and it takes too long to set them up between whereas if we have two then we can alternate between our bong and our free one so hopefully we can enjoy a good old game of bongwiser cheers

I deserve a bong, not just me but my homies, bcos for years we always had o make to do wiv shitty homemade bongs, and when we finally got the money and initiative to buy a real one, we could only afford one between 6 of us, andsince mib couldnt keep it at his house we had to hide it in a bush down the road, and after our strawberry ice bong experiment, fount the to one day be slugs in it. having suffered for years with homemade bongs and thru havin to share one between 6 of us, and a skanky one between 6 of us, i think my group should get another one just for our dedication:D

i need a bong as i have just bought a half bar which is just about 3 ounces and i have run out of rizla after 13 spliffs and i am now too buzzed to walk to the shop so please send me a bong so i can finnsh my gange please please

I need a bong so badly. Turthfully i am tired of making one out of a coke bottle and a pen. I do thsi everytime we smoke. I suck at rolling so either a bong or a rolling machine would be an amazing thing to get. Plus I am to poor to buy one since I spend all my money on high quality Bud. Thc is the thing indeed.

Life has many things that get thrown at us. I deserve this free bong because: In the last six months I have lost my job and started a new one. Left my husband and am looking for a new one. I have inherited FOUR of my nieces and nephews (that's right four) that I am now responsible for and the bong is the only way to relax at night when everyone is asleep and I have 10 minutes to myself...

I need the bong because, my mom called the cops on me and they took all my bongs and pipes. Along with about three grams I had left from the haft ounce I had bought the day before. I need this bong to ease the pain when I think of where all my old bongs are, and the dirty pigs that took them. So if I win this bong I will smoke a bowl for every pipe and bong that they took then i'll name it and use it till I die. Thanks.

It should be mine...I've lived a miserable life...no no.
Man, ppppp-lease, I need a bong for my grandchildren...nnnno no.
Hi Clint, I'll show you my cannabis shaped foreskin..no, no.

OK, I had enough, I can't think no more, if you're going to give a bong, give it to someone who really wants it.

Yogi, the dude who wanted bong.

Last week, I was set to move across the country with my family. The night before we set to hit the road, they abruptly un-invite me. Meanwhile, my car and all my things are packed on a moving truck, that's on the road, and I don't have the two grand to get any of my things back.
I could still see that little bong of mine, tucked, snug in the the corner of the trunk of the car. I'll miss that little fella....

I smoked so many bowls tonight, I think my bong feels violated. I need to give it time to build up its self confidence again, and get it a friend. And I also want to smoke in it.

My brother knocked The Necronomibong off the table-And the shit broke! that was 2 nights ago! ive been bongless, and its miserable because i dislike joints.
So please, Give the bong to me . It was a total bummer when my bong broke, so cheer me up!

Man, I just bought a pipe last week and I already smashed the damn thing. I go through that shit like there's no tomorrow. I spend waaaay to much money on weed to have enough to buy a bong for myself; and I've never actually owned a bong either.

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