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Quotes of real stoners
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Pass the Bong
Jeffrey: Pass me the bong.
Humphrey: You’ve got it.
Jeffrey: Oh yeah.
(After 10 seconds).
Humphrey: Where’s the bong?
Jeffrey: Pass me the bong.
Humphrey: You’ve got it.
Jeffrey: Oh yeah.
(After 10 seconds).
Humphrey: Where’s the bong?
Something
Jeffrey: What did we talk about before?
Humphrey: fuck…. I can’t remember. I remember it was something… about something.
Jeffrey: What did we talk about before?
Humphrey: fuck…. I can’t remember. I remember it was something… about something.
Jeffrey: I also remember that.
Remember
Jeffrey: What did we talk about before?
Humphrey: You expect me to remember what we talked about before? I can’t remember what I’m saying right now.
Jeffrey: What did we talk about before?
Humphrey: You expect me to remember what we talked about before? I can’t remember what I’m saying right now.
Google
Humphrey: In which place do Google appear in Google?
Jeffrey: Uh… first?
Humphrey: In which place do Google appear in Google?
Jeffrey: Uh… first?
Humphrey: Yeah…
Islam
Jeffrey: If the bong falls on the computer, I’m converting to Islam.
Jeffrey: If the bong falls on the computer, I’m converting to Islam.
Papa
(While listening to "Papa was a rolling stone" by The Temptations)
Jeffrey: You know, papa was a rolling stone.
Humphrey: No way, man!
(While listening to "Papa was a rolling stone" by The Temptations)
Jeffrey: You know, papa was a rolling stone.
Humphrey: No way, man!
Ice Cream
Jeffrey (after being offered ice cream): Hey man, get me some of those buns.
Humphrey: Ice cream!
Jeffrey: Yeah, that.
Humphrey: Ice cream!
Jeffrey: Yeah, that.
The Lighter
Jeffrey: Where's the lighter?
Humphrey: Uhh, I don't know.
Godphrey: You had it.
Humphrey: No! You came and showed it to me.
Godphrey: Yeah.
Humphrey: So you had a cigarette. You have it.
Godphrey: No. I used it first and I gave it to you.
Jeffrey: I've got it.
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